china, 2500 years ago:
guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water
guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..
leaves.
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china, 2500 years ago:
guy 1: hey what should we put in this boiling water
guy 2, an absolute fucking genius: uh……………..
leaves.
(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)
“Lucretia deserves the whole world and she did nothing wrong.” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
“She’s right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5th row stands: Griffin McElroy himself.
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
youve wronged me for the last time
this looks like an edge post but i was just mad jimmy johns forgot the teeth on my sandwhich
CHEESE I MEANT CHEESE WJAYT THE FUVK
TEETH! TEETH! TEETH!
(via jadewares)
I’m making a thing. You can all feel free to hate me.
This is your teaser.
trolls are real and they sucked my dick behind the arbys
(via moonpaw)
A color study from the movie “The shape of water“.
So excited for this movie!
(via bloodsbane)
only akinator can assign you a kin after you answer his questions w things that apply to you. my assigned kin is widowmaker
the ppl mad they got homestuck characters thats between you and god
I THINK I DID SOMETHING WRONG YALL
i got myself
I got this government asigned kin
Where did he get that?
He finished the winter event quest.
(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)
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