its kind of disappointing how everyone turns rey into some soft, clean aesthetic queen with glitter and pale pink fabrics when in canon rey is a greasy girl icon
fanon rey: soft, smells like roses, always wearing glitter, no bad angles, pale smooth fabric queen canon rey: doesnt know what a hairbrush or makeup is, steals fries off your plate, will fight you in a parking lot
If I hung out with Rey we would have fart contests
that is the best addition to any post, sw-related or not
please consider that poe thinks hygiene is wiping down with the least greasy rag and rey just kind of scrubs off with some sand when she gets too crusty and finn is used to an absolutely scrupulous twice-daily hygiene regimen with water and sonic and specially formulated deodorants because you don’t want Army Stonk building up in a spaceship, or, god forbid, your armor. so he like, he loves poe and rey to death. he loves them. but he just watched poe try to explain the Sniff Test to rey, unsuccessfully, and he is kind of screaming internally now.
both rey and poe are in awe of how soft and sweet-smelling finn is and he’s like “listen it’s an ancient stormtrooper secret called WASH YOUR SOCKS WITH SOAP.”
HOLY SHIT, chase i know this was a joke, but I’m watching the last episode of Season 4 (which features multiple short stories), and two of the stories are VERY CLEARLY based on Karl Pilkington’s rambles! Your joke turned out to be truth!
Today’s magical girl theme was “environmental” and initially I wanted to do a desert theme but then I decided the palette didn’t look so good and I made her an oasis girl instead.
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uhuhuhhhhhuhuhuhhuhhhhhhhh yeah you’re right neil its dumb. its not the stars its not the space its fucking dumb we shouldnt do it. idiot you got me. you got me neil
you got me neil. you got me neil. you got me. neil you understand. you understand it its all dumb. south park. south park. so brave. you’re smart fuck fuck you’re so smart neil you’re smarter than everyone else neil cause you talk about space and dust and whatever the fuck fuck god neil you
So Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, and Adam Driver showed up at the Belfast airport in Ireland. I think my favorite thing about it is Daisy and Adam’s efforts to hide their faces through jackets and sunglasses
