I have so many emotions about D&D all the time tbh, like there is no end to how grateful I am that crusty nerdbros no longer have the stranglehold on it that they used to. It’s the kind of thing that in the past I unfortunately associated mainly with those GamerGate-type dudes who are all about racking up orc kills and rolling seduction checks on women in bikini armor.
My entire world changed when I discovered that it didn’t have to be that way. At its core, D&D is a wonderfully accessible form of collaborative storytelling, and in the hands of marginalized communities and their allies that is so incredibly powerful. Between the three D&D podcasts I listen to, and the campaign I play with my own group of friends, I’ve been provided with this affirmation, representation, and sense of community that I have yet to truly encounter in any other type of media, and I’m gonna be gushing about that for the entirety of the foreseeable future tbh.
crusty nerdbros never had a total stranglehold on it
you were lied to
lgbt ppl, poc, women, disabled people, all kinds of multiply marginalized people have always been in this hobby. I’m a queer black woman who has DM’d for 20 years. we fought for years to carve out spaces that were hostile to us, writing letters to the editor and essays, fighting on Usenet and message boards, walking out of shops and GenCon panels, creating our own homebrew groups in a time when it was not nearly as easy to find like minded people
the current renaissance you’re seeing is a direct result of our efforts over the last 20-30 years challenging the misogynist, racist, homophobic culture of tabletop gaming, often thanklessly, and frequently invisible
i’m really happy that more people are involved in D&D now and feel welcome, please don’t mistake this as some “get off my lawn” screed. this is all I ever wanted for this hobby. but please recognize how and why that happened. please recognize that it took a lot of pain and suffering and some of the people who fought these battles were so scarred and exhausted that they left the hobby entirely and are not here to enjoy the fruits of their labor. and also, please recognize that there is more to be done, and support other gamers who are doing so, not just the handful of allegedly “woke” white bros taking credit for our labor
Disney’s Dinosaur is an exercise in nihilism as the events of the movie are rendered null and void when taking the canon of the franchise into account. Aladar’s actions to save his family prove pointless as, sometime after the ending of the film, the K-T extinction event takes place and everyone he loves including his sexy dino wife, his newborn babies, his adopted lemur family and his interspecies elder lesbian friends are brutally killed in the impact. He only survives due to the actions of a time travelling scientist determined to bring a living dinosaur specimen back with him into the present-day. In this essay we will explore the nihilistic themes present throughout Disney’s Dinosaur and its extended canon by-
His uniforms were made by professional fashion designers but they were designed to look good, not be practical and were absolute shit practically speaking.
New original 3D animated movie: Ducks. The secret life of ducks when humans aren’t looking.
Whenever ducks fly south in the winter, they’re actually flying to a big city of ducks where they talk and have jobs and have traffic lights with pictures of ducks in them and every billboard and storefront is a bird pun.
A generic duck guy is a young adult who feels inadequate because his dad is a big broker in the bread stock exchange.
He accidentally reveals the secret life of ducks to a human child, and now he must take her south with him to duck city. On the way they get into hijinks and find out about a big duck conspiracy or something.
I was thinking at first this was an actual movie
It will be if you just give me 3 years and $150,000,000
How many times would “duck” be confused between the physical action and the animal in question?
12 times for comedic effect. 1 time used ironically in a sad moment in the end of act II. And 1 time in the last act when the protagonist has to say something badass when he defeats the bad guy.
This winter, ditch the binoculars and rediscoverbird-watching with the hot new movie…….DUCK!!!!
If this post gets 100,000 notes I’ll start working on the script.