Silver Tongue

May 18

therealraewest:

Griffin got so tired of old dudes criticizing millennials so he made the Big Bad of the Adventure Zone an entitled old guy in a suit

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blockman42774:

the reson im even on tumblr is cause its so blue i thought it was the minecraft ocean

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thenib:
“From Nomi Kane in our newsletter.
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thenib:

From Nomi Kane in our newsletter.

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originaltangster:
“ originaltangster:
“ I CANT DIE!!!!!!!!
Me: uuhhhh hey guys no update today but uuuuhhhhh heres a pik sound track with 25 tracks….
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hey if 8 tracks fucked your wife like it did mine i uploaded the same playlist onto playmoss!!!
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originaltangster:

originaltangster:

I CANT DIE!!!!!!!!

Me: uuhhhh hey guys no update today but uuuuhhhhh heres a pik sound track with 25 tracks…. 

hey if 8 tracks fucked your wife like it did mine i uploaded the same playlist onto playmoss!!!

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tackytaako:

if you die in parlay you die in real life

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Best Spongebob episodes

thetimeisneveright:

heavenbydjsammy:

hotsenator:

  • ripped pants
  • when spongebob has to sleep over under patricks rock and patrick beats spongebob like 50 times in his sleep
  • krusty krab pizza song/WE USED TO RIDE THESE BABIES FOR MILES
  • plankton turns spongebob into a robot and then he rebels
  • FIRMLY GRASP IT
  • i’m in the kitchen…at night/nosferatu 
  • “3 cheers for squidward! hip hip! boo.. hip hip! boo.. hip hip.. BOO YOU STINK”
  • Krusty Krab training video
  • The one where Sandy is into extreme sports and spongebob can’t keep up
  • WHEN THEY THINK THEY KILLED THE HEATH INSPECTOR HOLY SHIT
  • Sandy hibernates
  • Spongebob and patrick try to raise a baby clam 
  • spongebob and patrik paint the invisible boat mobile BLACK
  • onion breath/i’M UGLY..AND I’M PROUD
  • when spongebob and patrick pretend to be squiward when he’s trying to sell his house
  • When spongebob gets sick and patrick tries to cure him
  • WHAT I LEARNED FROM BOATING SCHOOL IS…..
  • CHOOOCCOLLATTEEEEE
  • Spongebob B.C.
  • When they are afraid to go on land but then they go on land and it turns into live action and spongebob is a kitchen sponge
  • SEA BEAR/CAMPFIRE SONG SONG
  • Magic Conch Shell
  • SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT! SOILED IT!
  • Spongebob tries to get into the Salty Spitoon
  • FUUUUUTUUREEEE
  • talent show with squidwards interpretive dance
  • the dream episode where spongebob is squidwards clarinet and he goes LAAALAAAALALLALALALA ALAAALAAAAA
  • Kevin and the queen jellyfish
  • Fine dining and breathing
  • Flying Dutchman leedle leddle leedle lee

I literally recognised every single one what the fuck I hate myself

i’m sorry but where the hell is band geeks

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