Silver Tongue

Dec 30

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mistressdratha:

7andaswitch-blade:

bidoof:

new style: cowboy from the waist up, goth from the waist down

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reach out touch faith

(via revscarecrow)

ilikeyoshi:

ilikeyoshi:

ilikeyoshi:

me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

me: hey how long will this take

someone: oh like twenty minutes

me: ok

*an hour later*

me: *clinging to every learned social skill i can think of with the desperate hope my distress and exhaustion doesn’t show*

someone: hey we’re almost done don’t be so crabby

me: *smiling* *internally screaming at this SENSELESS CHAOS*

someone: hey do you want to do [involving time-consuming thing]

me: hey that sounds fun! when were you thinking?

someone: oh we’re doing it right now

me: oh. like. now-now? like right now. like you want me to stop what i’m doing and get up and do this thing with you, suddenly, with thirty seconds of warning. now. like this second. immediately. now?

(via jitterbugjive)

lumsel:

acoolguy:

what game devs think are tough choices in games: you have to kill this person or spare them

what tough choices in games actually are: this armor will make you more powerful but it’s ugly

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(via moonpaw)

samael:

astralika:

trinklied:

bborzoi:

you know what trope pisses me off the most? when the protag is pointing a gun at somebody and they’re like “you won’t do it. you’re too good” and the person holding the gun is like oh shit i am and they slowly lower the gun while the other person laughs. WHAT THE FUCK. if i were there, and somebody told me “you won’t do it” i would immediately shoot them dead without hesitating. who are you to tell me what i wont do. musty bitch

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everytime someone brings up this kinda trope, i always think of this scene

this is such a good example of “Oh man if you do this you’re totes as bad as me” like no bitch I’m protecting the damn universe by stabbing you you fuckwad

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a personal favourite from my childhood

(via newbarrk)

shacypagelings:
“ I dunno how some of you do it in less than an hour when Amisia and Charun came out.. Like.. It took me at least A FEW HOURS IF NOT DAYS to come up with THIS ONE.
I just realize my grammar is bad in this one it was suppose to be...

shacypagelings:

I dunno how some of you do it in less than an hour when Amisia and Charun came out.. Like.. It took me at least A FEW HOURS IF NOT DAYS to come up with THIS ONE.

I just realize my grammar is bad in this one it was suppose to be “Thanks Chahut! Now lets go and decorate you scrapbook!”

Please dont be mad if i actually think these two is cute together as art partner.

(via newbarrk)

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