Silver Tongue

Apr 23

the-goddess-of-annoying:

whydidisavethistomyphone:

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please tell me that everyone else also scrolled down, saw the caption on the second photo, and scrolled back up to double-check

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silvysartfulness:

hamvendor:

jesuisloupseul:

woefully-undercaffeinated:

sandmandaddy69:

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This does not even begin to cover the weirdness of cathode ray televisions.

They are literally particle accelerators that you point at your face.

And for eighty years, Americans’ favorite thing to do was turn them on and stare at them for hours.

If you overcharge them, they emit gamma radiation.

Servicing them is like disarming a bomb – their capacitors are enormous and are usually charged to hundreds or thousands of volts, and most of them have no bleed system that drains that charge, meaning that they can still be dangerous months or years after the last time they were powered up. A discharge can not only electrocute you, it can cause tools to melt or explode.

A black-and-white cathode ray TV driven by an unmodulated analog signal is theoretically capable of resolution that would require a microscope to perceive.

Old school CRT monitors had the same issues.

Back when, I worked at a small whitebox pc manufacturer. One day, a service tech brought back an older, gigantic (30 inch or so) AutoCAD monitor from a service call. The customer said “Made me feel nauseous”

So, we put it on the bench and fired it up. You immediately felt the hair on your body stand up, and my co worker put his hand up close to turn the power off, and his hand and forearm started spasming - I yanked the power cord from the wall as the tingle I was feeling began to feel hot.

No idea what was wrong with the thing, but it was kicking out some serious electro magnetic radiation.

Remembering the almost imperceptible high pitched buzzing that let you know the tv was still on even when nothing was on the screen. Also putting your forearm near the screen and watching the hairs stand up

The little crackle if you touched the screen to wipe it…

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maskeraith:

how woild do you do 7 + 48 ???

40 + 7 = 47, 47 +8 = 55

40 + 4 + 4 + 4 + 3

(24*2)+(5+2)

100-48-7 = 45, hence 100-45=48+7=55

7/11 + 48/11 = 5, so 5*11 = 55

3+4 = 7, 40 + 8= 48, 7+48 = 55

7^2=49, 48-40=8, -> 49+8=55

100+7 = 107 and 107 + 48 = 155 so 155 -100 is 55

another way

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curiooftheheart:

gayasterix:

This meme is inescapable on French insta so I’m posting it here for all to enjoy

I don’t speak French so thank you to the many, many, many people in the notes going “Wait that’s not ‘can it’ that’s 'Shut the fuck up’”

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elizmanderson:

catasters:

omfg I was watching this sound off but then I was like “wait what if they’re making cute lil animal noises” so I turned the sound on and fucking lost it

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sazandorable:

eternal-flame:

bird-of-paradox:

aturinfortheworse:

quetzalpapalotl:

aturinfortheworse:

ive probably said this exact thing before but i just think that like, cannibalism is such a potent metaphor for stuff that it’s frankly wasteful of you not to include it in your writing.

this isn’t a quentin tarantino foot situation. i’m not saying this bc cannibalism turns me on. the reason my characters talk non-stop about wanting to eat each other is bc all the rest of you are not using your state-allotted cannibalism metaphors and they are going to waste.

does your character love/idolize/worship someone? cannibalism as a means of embodying them.

does your character hate someone? cannibalism as a means of desecrating their corpse.

does your character wanna fuck someone, or own them? cannibalism as a means of claiming their body.

does your character have specifically christian religious trauma? cannibalism as a very literal eucharist.

cannibalism as a means of gaining someone’s power. cannibalism as a means of embracing your inhumanity. cannibalism as a gesture of acceptance. funerary cannibalism as a symbol of returning nature. industrialized cannibalism as a symbol of the devaluation of human life. survival cannibalism as the ultimate sacrifice (you get a free jesus metaphor with this one).

literally every story you write that doesn’t have cannibalism in it is a missed opportunity

Once a little boy sent me a charming card with a little drawing on it. I loved it. I answer all my children’s letters — sometimes very hastily — but this one I lingered over. I sent him a card and I drew a picture of a Wild Thing on it. I wrote, “Dear Jim: I loved your card.” Then I got a letter back from his mother and she said, “Jim loved your card so much he ate it.” That to me was one of the highest compliments I’ve ever received. He didn’t care that it was an original Maurice Sendak drawing or anything. He saw it, he loved it, he ate it.

#what is the most raw form of desire if not hunger

QUETZAL GETS IT

“literally every story you write that doesn’t have cannibalism in it is a missed opportunity “

@strange-destinations takes that to heart

@bireaucracy


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thickness-protection-program:

memewhore:

0/10 babygirl this was absolutely horrendous👎🏿👎🏿

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Apr 22

marlinspirkhall:

roboticutie:

royalninja:

troubleshootingspacekangaroo:

self-righteous-god:

sage-nebula:

drtanner:

tiktoksijustthinkareneat:

I’m begging you to turn the sound on

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

Spring.

✨️GOLDEN…….✨️

Mouse 🐁

Everytime this crosses my dash my eyes light up because I know my favourite part is coming. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring. Spring.

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