Player: So, we havent had any fights in a while. DM: Yap.
Player: Some 6 sessions.
DM: Yap.
Player: Well, it IS D&D, aren’t we supposed to fight monsters? I mean, I like the role-playing but there is a combat element.
DM: Oh, I would love to throw in a bunch of random encounters, it’s a lot easier for me then to prepare long role-play sessions.
Player: So, why won’t you?
DM: Realy?
Player: What?
DM: Over the past 6 sessions, we went through 4 character deaths, one exploded village, a rhino on the rampage, a burned down market, and you guys managed to accidentally burn and eat your flying mounts. All without me having anything to do with it. I’m scared I’ll kill the party by setting you guys up against a rat.
walt disney is a coward for inventing the underground system of tunnels for employees below disneyland because he saw a cowboy run through a futuristic set to get to his theme ride. a real creative type would’ve invented overwatch right there and then
its wild to me that there are people out there who can actually complain about getting bad service. like, did you know if your package is late on amazon prime and you contact customer service they’ll give you a free month of Prime and a five dollar credit? ANY time that one of your packages is late? because I sure as fuck didn’t! I never thought to complain! an amazon employee could come in my house and beat me with a hammer and i’d just sit there and be like “its ok, it’s like this sometimes, i understand. the holidays can be stressful. i get it.”
