Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
HOLY SHIT
one time we had a sub that was handing back papers and called my name. I asked if someone could grab it for me and she started mocking me for not even standing up. taunting me asking why I was not walking up to the front to get the paper myself.
my classmates went dead silent and after the sub’s laughter ended someone informed her that the wheelchair parked nearby belonged to me
I don’t hate allistic people, but I don’t think they should be allowed to drive. With their constant need for eye contact, I’m afraid that they’ll take their eyes off the road just to make eye contact with their passenger, causing them to crash.
I don’t hate allistic people, but I’d be reluctant to hire one. With their constant need for conversation, I’m afraid that they’ll frequently stop working to have a conversation with their coworkers, and because they must make eye contact, they won’t be able to work and talk at the same time.
I don’t hate allistic people, but sometimes they just require too many accommodations. For example, they throw a massive temper tantrum whenever one person wants to be left alone. They’re also unable to understand that they can’t relate to every single person’s experiences.
Umm, excuse me but don’t you mean ‘people with allism’? uwu
I bet Rogue One is Trumps worst nightmare because it’s a white Woman, Mexican Man, British-Pakistani Muslim man, two older Chinese men, and a reprogrammed droid fighting a bunch of middle aged white men.
skywalker rolls up to the battlefield with no armor in sight. he doesn’t need it. everyone’s faces melt indiana-jones style when they lay eyes on his killer maison margiela F/W ‘16 velvet turtleneck jumpsuit with matching custom leather boots, belt and single glove by louis vuitton. weep for your fave
Planet Hoth: * is like -500000 degrees freezing* Luke: nah no coat…they gotta see my whole outfit
