Silver Tongue

Dec 28

Favourite Cantrip

yourplayersaidwhat:

*Party fighting a very large and strong enemy*

Bard: I’ll cast Mold Earth.

DM: The enemy takes a step as the ground collapses beneath him.

*Enemy escapes the hole later*

Druid: I’ll cast Mold Earth again.

Druid: It’s basically Difficult Terrain Whack-a-Mole.

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cr-mango:

luxwing:

greenhat97:

tatooinedovah:

“omg you can’t play video games on easy mode!!”

listen if i wanted to struggle with some dumb task and fail a dozen times for bullshit reasons only to get some underwhelming reward once i finally get it right i would just live my actual life and not play video games smh

pls love urself

Oh and if you want to play something like Dark Souls? Don’t feel bad for using guides or looking up walkthroughs. I’ve done that to find specific items, or when something is so bullshit and obscure that I need help for it (I’m pretty damn good at it, too.) 

And guess what? My experience didn’t diminish at all. If anything it helped me. 

Use guides. Use cheats. Use item duplication glitches. Clip through the floor going 30 miles a second. Just have fun

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elizabitchtaylor:

When my aunt was in her late 20s people used to rudely ask her “Why aren’t you married yet?” and she’d reply “Just lucky, I guess” which I think is one of the best things I have ever heard

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oh my god i’m cleaning out my desk and i found my first phone

notevensneaky:

teaboot:

scotchtapeofficial:

princess-peridot:

scotchtapeofficial:

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it was a fucking house phone that i was so stoked to have because it was mine that i kept in my own room and i cannot believe technology has progressed at the speed of FUCKING light to the point where this is a hilarious artifact to have had in like 6th grade and now theres kindergarteners with iphones

How did you know if you dialed the right number

each button made a different tone so the numbers you dialed a lot became a subconscious melody in your head and if you hit the wrong button by accident it would sound like a wrong note in a song you know by heart

i can’t beleive that is a legitimate question in my lifetime

Other acceptable answer: the wrong person answers on the other end.

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michigrim:

official-kircheis:

michigrim:

official-kircheis:

michigrim:

official-kircheis:

michigrim:

How do you become aware of someone drawing porn or erotic fanfic of you or your characters anyway.

Do you just look it up one day?

Does someone send it to you in an email like a creep?

In the case of Yoko Taro and 2B that is probably 100% exactly what happened

Yoko Taro actively asked for Lewd Fanart IIRC

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At least he’s honest about it.

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He’s transcended giving a fuck

I respect someone that says “yeah it’s fanservice” instead of trying to make it sound progressive.

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iverbz:

ukrindian:

teamdattony:

mens-rights-activia:

When you’re team iPhone and you follow Apple maps and end up getting lost and the android user in the back seat comments “this would’ve never happened if you used google maps”

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this is so advanced

I feel like I’m hallucinating this

ok but the android user isnt wrong

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