Silver Tongue

Dec 27

sih:

sih:

why does every cis gay joke revolve around genitalia? cis people are really so uncreative and boring that they can’t make a joke without hating trans people in any context like. okay we get it you think trans gay people are all Fakes but could you please keep that to yourself sharon??? billy bob? joe daniels?? thanks 

to be clear this is about cis gay men saying they’re “not into vagina” and cis lesbians being like “pros of being a lesbian: can’t get pregnant !” and honestly just the general trend of defining gayness by attraction to genitalia; you’re all fucking creepy and disgustingly transphobic please stop

(via newbarrk)

blindstargazer:

cabin3tman:

my blood is glowstick juice. thats why all my bones crack when i move.

Explains how you bring light to everything around you too.

(via vampywe)

nejeez:
“ cronyehus:
“ welcome to hell
”
I love this so much
”

nejeez:

cronyehus:

welcome to hell

I love this so much

(via newbarrk)

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

judangenbrangen:

hey new ios upda-

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oh

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my

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GOD

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

picsthatmakeyougohmm:
“hmmm
”
@gearholder

picsthatmakeyougohmm:

hmmm

@gearholder

(via ryukodragon)

definitely-not-lordenglish:

frigglishsprite413:

melisslay:

i asked Alexa if she knew was homestuck was and she said it was a “group formed in 2009”

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oh yeah you like homestuck? name five of their songs

Oppa toby style

Pumpkin party on sea Hitler’s water apocalypse

Heir conditioning

Horschestra STRONG Version

Nick Cage song


I would like to clarify that, no I am not bullshitting you these are ACTUAL NAMES of songs in Homestuck I swear to fucking Christ

Even if they weren’t I would 100% believe you and that’s what scares me

(via moonpaw)

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phantom-quantum:

ommanyte:

I heard someone swear “you mother fuck!” over the phone the other day, and all I could think of was this

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when its sunday 11pm and u remember u had homework

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(via jadewares)

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