Silver Tongue

Dec 27

marsincharge:

Y’all be so pressed about people using tumblr to survive via donations but all woke about how we suffer under capitalism or some shit. Be yellin all day about how we are marginalized but the moment poor people trying to leverage their platforms here, ya big mad!

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tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

tandembicycles:

where’s that vine of the mcelroys (?) going “HOT BOY” at a car

It was taken off of Vine but luckily it’s on Youtube, God bless.

literally every tag on this is “I didn’t know that this was the McElroys” and I think it’s bizarre and wonderful at the fact that this is probably the first vid that boomed across tumblr of the good, good boy content and I am thriving.

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Steve vs. Diner Owner

gamora-queen-of-space:

jayleeg:

The eternal struggle™

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@featherfirephoenix

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rock-bomber:
“A preview of my piece for the @gamegrumpszine!
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rock-bomber:

A preview of my piece for the @gamegrumpszine

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Doctors Are Now Saying That Menstrual Cramps Can Be as Painful as Having a Heart Attack -

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derinthemadscientist:

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akiameokami:

phiralovesloki:

frenchswissborder:

onlyblackgirl:

foryoursexualinformation:

And in other news, water is wet

Not like women have been telling y'all this since the beginning of time or anything.

I mean, yeah, at one point three years ago I was curled up in a fetal position literally screaming/crying/gasping for breath on my bed in my dorm room, so my response to this headline is basically, “No shit.”

No wonder women are so likely to ignore heart disease/attack symptoms. If something isn’t as bad as my cramps, I figure it can’t be that bad.

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My cardiologist says I’ve had at least one heart attack and I never noticed

I sure know when my uterus wants to take its jacket off tho

#i wasn’t ready for you to say that about your uterus taking it’s jacket off

#and I’m laughing so hard I’m crying

Can you think of a better metaphor

Over a month a uterus gets thicker and softer and more pillowy and then goes ‘nah this is too far, time to show off my beach body’

Then there is pain and blood and somehow this metaphor became a summer horror movie

This is probably why women suffer fatal heart attacks more. Because we feel them and are like eh I’ve had worse…

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