Silver Tongue

Dec 27

paulepz:
“Happy wriggling day angry little boy ♡
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paulepz:

Happy wriggling day angry little boy ♡

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vexingsibilant asked: So Tasmania was Australia's prison colony? What if Tasmania makes its own, slightly smaller, prison colony island, and then each subsequent one continues to do so, infinitely

ethnianmandarin:

argumate:

The final island is very small and houses a single dangerous angry man.

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copperpossem:

doom-exe:

copperpossem:

copperpossem:

The Minecraft waifu haircut

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Back when I was 11 I had a minecraft gf with this same haircut and occasionally we had sex which was possible when she was in bed and I would stand on top of her and pound the shift key until my finger was broken.

It’s a shame we lost touch

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readableposts:

darthmelyanna:

cloama:

angstravaganza:

i hate white men who say they’re ‘playing devil’s advocate’. 

i’m like: the devil already has lots of advocates, and they all look like you, and this isn’t a fun game.

They Might Be Giants said: You can’t shake the devil’s hand and say you’re only kidding.

Let’s chat about what a “devil’s advocate” was originally.

When the Catholic church wanted (wants? not sure if this is still practice) to canonize a candidate for sainthood, they assigned someone to argue against canonizing that person. 

This person’s job is to try to dig up dirt on someone they literally think should be a saint. 

It was not arguing excuses for, like, Nazis.

H.W. Fowler wrote, “far from being the whitewasher of the wicked, the [devil’s advocate] is the blackener of the good.” 

This term got totally twisted around because hey, here’s a term that lets me argue an abhorrent position without having to take the consequences of it.

Let’s stop using it this way and stop letting people use it this way. 

It’s a garbage rhetorical device.

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jangnan:
“those highblood dudes
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jangnan:

those highblood dudes

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kilalabunnies:
“ frozenspots:
“ hammerraptor:
“@carefulpyromancer
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@thatdoodlebug
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@silver-tongues-blog
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@rosexknight

kilalabunnies:

frozenspots:

hammerraptor:

@carefulpyromancer

@thatdoodlebug

@silver-tongues-blog

@rosexknight

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jamesroachmusic:
“ whatpumpkin:
“ Troll Call!
Curious about these new signs? Take the Extended Zodiac Test!
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WHILE YOU WERE FILLING QUADRANTS I STUDIED THE BLADE
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jamesroachmusic:

whatpumpkin:

Troll Call!

Curious about these new signs? Take the Extended Zodiac Test!

WHILE YOU WERE FILLING QUADRANTS I STUDIED THE BLADE

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the-pesci-mode:

smocaine:

the-pesci-mode:

You say Eric Cartman, I say Eric Andre

You say Frickin’ Sweet, I say Rickin’ Morty

You say Stan Smith, I say Jerry Smith

You say Family Guy Funny Moments, I say Bojack Horseman Sad Moments

You say Degrassi, I say Neil Degrassi Tyson

SHARE this status if your not afraid to be proud of you’re intelligent sense of humor!

is this.. unironic?

Yeah I’m kinda of a freak lol I’m into some really weird obscured comedies………………..I’m AM a bit…….. How your say, twisted…….

I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE I WANT TO RIDE MY BIKE
I WANT TO RIDE MY BICYCLE I WANT TO RIDE IT WHERE I LIIIIIIIKE

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