Silver Tongue

Dec 27

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haiku-robot:

lordnotcrossing:

At this point, it has to be asked:

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are any of the rabbit villagers/campers actually rabbits?!

are any of the
rabbit villagers/campers
actually rabbits



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pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

pleatherghost:

you can deal so much damage by just switching articles. “i’m so hungry, i could eat the horse.” one-hit k.o.

don’t look the gift horse in a mouth

you can also add horses to other idioms, such as, “don’t count your horses before they hatch.” you can do this in any number of ways

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this is the most powerful addition to this i’ve seen. thanks, furry fricker 69

@littleladylulub

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enecoo:

myeverythingsuggestion:

people can get lost in eyes, but it sometimes feels like i found myself by looking at yours.

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gayscreaming:

toastradamus:

the past: clown funny

the present: clown scary

the future: CLOWN SEXY

we were warned but we didn’t listen

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halwares:
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“ pochowek:
“There is no difference between trump and the kid who passes you a “do you like me? ☐ yes! ☐ yeah!!” note in class
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is this...

halwares:

jennyloggins:

drinkableburrito:

yetanothertaylor:

monobored:

carldangerous:

pochowek:

There is no difference between trump and the kid who passes you a “do you like me? ☐ yes! ☐ yeah!!” note in class

is this real?????

https://gop.com/inaugural-year-approval-poll/

It’s real

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my response was “Trump is a fascist dictator who won office due to foreign influence undermining the sanctity of democracy. the media is not fake and this survey is incredibly biased, so much so that it really shows how pathetic the GOP is. The republican party is a disgrace to america and every single one of you should resign.”

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solemnlyswearr:

Ron Weasley offered the stranger sitting next to him on the train half his sandwich even though it was all he had.

Ron Weasley sacrificed himself for the good of Harry and Hermione at age eleven because even then he thought they were more important than he was, and the ones worth saving.

Ron Weasley was Harry Potter’s first friend and the first thing Harry ever had resembling a family. 

Ron Weasley lived in a cramped house and wore hand me down robes and he didn’t even think twice about offering his room and food and family to Harry every break. 

Ron Weasley took care of Harry Potter and Hermione Granger when they were too busy taking care of the rest of the world to worry about themselves. 

Ron Weasley stood on broken bones when he was thirteen years old, to tell a man infamous for murder that if he planned on killing his best mate, he would have to go through him first.

Ron Weasley was the person Harry would miss most in the world.

Ron Weasley was a pureblood wizard who, from a very young age, devoted his life to abolishing blood status, even if he didn’t quite understand his own privilege. 

Ron Weasley gave Dobby his own clothes and socks to be buried in, because he understood how important it would have been to him.

Ron Weasley thought about saving the house elves when everyone else forgot. 

If you don’t love Ron Weasley, The Boy Who Cared, I don’t know what books you read but they weren’t the same ones I did.

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Oh you must have misunderstood me. When i said spyro, I wasnt refering to the dragon i was refering to my favourite TF2 ship.