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imagine you saw an alien spacecraft and your first reaction was to critique its flat color palette and unimaginative lines
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every time i open this app i read some dumb ass shit
And every time we kiss I swear I can fly
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As if I didn’t have enough reasons to despise the queen………
this just in the only things the Queen of England will eat are soggy peas and chicken nuggies
I cant believe shes a vampire!
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roxy commission for @hypeswap
i love how this came out sm..
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Heterosexual Character of Today:
Severus Snape from the Harry Potter Series
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-giving ur friends the same information over and over because u forgot u ever gave it to them
-opening up a new text post only to forget what u were going 2 say
-never changing a wall calendar/needing to look up what day of the week something will be
-literally not being able to remember what happened yesterday/an hour ago/five minutes ago
-forgetting where ur going/what ur doing in the middle of doing it
-flipping through the beginning of a book because u forgot some characters and plot development
-making a typo, make a mental note to fix it, get up to do something, keep typing without fixing the typo
-”haha ur memory cant be THAT bad”
-it can be
-reminding urself 2 do something but u forget
-writing reminders, forgetting that u wrote a reminder/forgetting what was on the reminder/forgetting where u put the reminder
-”just put something in ur room out of place before u go 2 sleep” and ur room has so much shit on the floor u wouldnt even be able 2 tell whats out of place
-alternately: doing the above and then forgetting what it was supposed to remind u of
-did that happen or was i dreaming
-i was gonna put something here but i FORGOT it and i HATE it
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So… it’s a canon? Or is he just joking?
Duford “Dewey” Ellsworth Waterford Ellemenopay Yastrzemski Duck? Wow, Della has a rich imagination.
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