Silver Tongue

Dec 26

yourplayersaidwhat:

DM: Ok, there are big iron gates in front of you

Teifling: ok, i push open the gates

DM: ok, you try that

Teifline: ….and?

DM: nothing happens because gate doors open outwards

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

berlynn-wohl:
“ hapabap:
“ nazerine:
“ plasmalogical:
“ paxamericana:
“Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers
”
good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every...

berlynn-wohl:

hapabap:

nazerine:

plasmalogical:

paxamericana:

Silicon Valley’s ‘Startup Castle’ is looking for roommates, and the requirements are completely bonkers

good thing i listen to exactly one song with explicit lyrics every day

I’ve been saying this for a while but Startup Bro is the new and terrifying lovechild of the brogrammer and the business major and he is somehow even more self-centered and bigoted than either of them

No, no, guys, look closely.

This house is looking for extremely physically fit young men (No drugs, no makeup, no special diet, exercise 15 hrs a week) who are passive and docile (no protests, no music lyrics with swears) who, most of all, will not be missed if they disappear (very little social media presence, not rich enough to own expensive luxury items, no need to constantly be in contact with their parents over bills/gifts, few identifying markings like tattoos)

This is obviously an organ harvesting operation.

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(via newbarrk)

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marquisdesad:
“I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted
”

marquisdesad:

I have thought about this tweet every single day since it was posted

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zoraiya:
“ spookwarfare:
“Holy shit dudes
” ”

zoraiya:

spookwarfare:

Holy shit dudes

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Originally posted by xo-bbygirl-xo

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yourplayersaidwhat:

“We’re not stealing! We’re pre-looting!

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probablybardrpgideas:

gomboc123:

I mean… I get that you want to align Roy Mustang with lawful good because he’s a high ranking military officer, but the man literally overthrew the government because he didn’t like it

I mean sure, but that’s the best kind of lawful good lmao. Lawful alignments don’t mean loyalty to the law, just loyalty to law. That can take the form of a personal code or an idealized version of what the law should be.

True as it is he did still participate in genocide. he’d be lawful neutral at best.

(via newbarrk)

meadowkitten:

i like the multiverse theory because there are giant hamsters playing basketball somewhere out there. i also dislike the multiverse theory because there’s a world where the competition went to their heads and they forgot to have fun

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unicornsandbutane:
“ leandraholmes:
“ boondock-smokes:
“ kilis-invisible-beard:
“ I am sorry but I just CAN’T
”
still my favourite on set story ever
”
I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!!
”
the Fjellowship of the...

unicornsandbutane:

leandraholmes:

boondock-smokes:

kilis-invisible-beard:

I am sorry but I just CAN’T

still my favourite on set story ever

I still can’t believe they used IKEA FURNITURE FOR THE SET DESIGN!!! 

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the Fjellowship of the Ring

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