Silver Tongue

Dec 26

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every one of my dnd sessions

gynandromorph:

dm: roll for perception
me and one other player: *rolls 17*
everyone else: *rolls complete shit*
dm: it looks like a normal cave. you can hear water dripping faintly in the background, but you can’t see any water. two of you detect a great sense of unease, but you can’t tell why.
me: i use my divine sense.
dm: you immediately detect a massive amorphous evil presence engulfing the entire area, it’s so powerful it’s a little dizzying. the entrance you came through is giving off powerful magical energies now. you also notice there are 10 undead figures poised with bows and arrows surrounding you on a rim near the ceiling.
me: i decide to not mention it.

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homodave:
“ happy last day of hanukkah!
thanks to everyone in the fandom that drew jewish strilondes this year! i love you
”

homodave:

happy last day of hanukkah!

thanks to everyone in the fandom that drew jewish strilondes this year! i love you

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supersoftly:

actuallykanayamaryam:

lizardsister:

galaxy-eyed-guardian:

asgardreid:

lizardsister:

scott pilgrim straight up killed people though and nobody cared

That’s just how Toronto is

Actually can i point something out? Bryan Lee O'Malley said Scott never killed them. They just were teleported home and had their lessons learned.

thanks after 100k notes not a single other person has pointed this yet ur the very first person

if you die in Toronto you just reappear in your house with a wicked headache

they respawned

(via rosexknight)

enchanter-hunty:

enchanter-hunty:

i find it real funny that y'all make fun of furries to no end but then thirst after fish people like the dudes from Breath Of The Wild, The Shape Of Water, and all of the aliens from Mass Effect like those are not exactly the same thing

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Dec 25

mysharona1987:
“ isolinde:
“ lollydrag0n:
“ mysharona1987:
“ I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.
”
I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend...

mysharona1987:

isolinde:

lollydrag0n:

mysharona1987:

I feel bad for the scientists who spent years and years getting their degrees only to eventually end up dressing up rats in lingerie.

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

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dethgrips:

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

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