Silver Tongue

Mar 13

hopefullyababe:

gendernewtral:

*missing the charging port on my phone* don’t think about it don’t think about it don’t think about it

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ihatenearlyeverything:

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breadloco:

stopppp everyone absolutely needs to see this

So my dad was the assistant music editor on Tarzan, and idk if it was Bring Your Kid to Work Day or something but one day he did just that so there I was, this incredibly small 1st grader, in an absolutely cavernous recording studio with a full orchestra and a giant screen playing the scene they were taping the score for, and my little brain couldn’t handle the big music and the big movie happening all at once so I started crying and it was the first time music ever brought me to tears and it was too much to take in so we stepped out of the studio and ran directly into Phil Collins, who looked to me very much like my dad, and in my delicate emotional state I became immediately convinced that my dad had been copied and nobody had told me so I started crying harder, and Phil Collins said something that was probably meant to be calming but it was with a British accent so I thought there was a copy of my dad in every country and I absolutely lost it at the notion that other kids would get to have my dad, and my dad ended up having to carry me back to the car.

So.

Sorry for crying very loudly at you Phil Collins, your work on Tarzan was so moving it triggered my first emotional breakdown.

the only thing that could top that clip is that story

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a collection of the best tags this post has for now

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chavdog:

morning guys

I bet she has no grip game

Pussy like a flat tire

You think she kept Philip around for 73 years with bad pussy?

her pussy drained his lifeforce like a caprisun

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awwcutefuzzyanimals:

Thinking about something

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theyre talking about us again

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NO THIS IS SO FUNNY THO

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Yeah we fucking won this shit is great

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I really like this article, you should go check it out.

soft sad freaks (affectionate)

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Ok I feel like we deserve the whole damn quote. The Internet’s soul. It belongs to us.

tumblr is the last bastion of the internet.

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i’ve never seen anyone shred like this before!!!

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