Silver Tongue

Dec 25

yourplayersaidwhat:

GM: You take *rolls* 14 lightning damage. What was your Strength check?

Barbarian: 24

Rogue (Walks in after getting a snack): What are we fighting?

Necromancer: A door.

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

toolassistedspeedrun:

toolassistedspeedrun:

hey uh did i ever share on here what i stumbled upon concerning a homophobic greek guy from the island of lesbos who tried to take greece’s gay community to court in 2008 all because he was so offended about the lesbos demonym ‘lesbian’ also referring to gay women because i was just reminded of it while talking with my wife and i’m losing my fucking mind all over again

me every day of my fucking life

(via newbarrk)

robotatertot:

robotatertot:

It’s that time of year again

(via newbarrk)

just-shower-thoughts:

Deceased family pets live on forever through online passwords

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tainbocuailnge:

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A reminder that somewhere in the world, Santa is riding at 800 miles per second throwing presents into peoples houses with pinpoint accuracy

magistrate-of-mediocrity:

Truly, he is a man to be feared and respected. He could easily turn his magnanimous deeds into ones of terror and vengeance.

(Source: teenager-posts.com, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)