Silver Tongue

Dec 24

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luciferlesbian:

What straight people think I want: to be accepted, to be seen as “normal” by them

What I actually want: a wife, ten cats, house by the ocean, money so i can get the love of my life whatever she wants

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sugar-and-spite:

accio-shitpost:

seriously though why do wizards celebrate christmas other than ‘jk rowling is christian’

what reason do literal wizards have to celebrate a muggle god whose miracles are mostly within the limits of what wizards can normally do anyway

i love that the responses on this post basically boil down to

1. it’s fun

2. muggleborns

and my personal favorite

3. jesus was a wizard

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squatlord-draws:

hardcore wiener baby

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tsunglasses:

‘Tis the season

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hypermxbile:

straight-people-again:

afloweroutofstone:

meloghia:

popgothica:

otpprompts:

If your OTP is gay, imagine both of them being sent to a straight camp by their respective fundamentalist parents. There they fall in love, but can it survive? Can they?

anyway I hate straight people so much when will y'all stop trying to profit off of our systematic abuse and mistreatment like violent homophobia isn’t cute

imagine the thought process behind seeing a post about conversion therapy and tagging it as “AW” or “lol” or “my favorite au”

Child abuse, but, like, romantic child abuse

My heart skipped a beat just from reading the words “straight camp” and you freaks think it’s cute

if any of y'all think this “prompt” is cute or fun or interesting or fucking anything unfollow me. i don’t fuck with conversion therapy apologists.

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rexuality:

This is the post dramatic thing I’ve ever posted on Facebook

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