Silver Tongue

Dec 24

spurkeht:

alright merry actual crimbo you nerds

(via pembrokewkorgi)

yourplayersaidwhat:

[The party has just killed several cultists that ambushed them.]

Rogue: “I’m gonna sit on this guy and search his body.”

[Rolls a nat 1 investigation.]

DM (me): “You begin searching the body, looking for anything of value. You find what feels like a pouch of gold in his pocket. As you begin squeezing it to see how much is in there, you realize… this is not a pouch of gold.”

Our very gay cleric: “It is to me!”

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

matthewmara:

iconic

(via demilypyro)

[video]

Just in case anybody cared, here are the names of the respective hats of the Midnight Crew

murtunacaptor:

a

hanari502:

Slick:

Wears a wide brimmed Fedora:

Droog:

Wears a Homburg:

Deuce:

Wears a Boss of the Plains hat:

Or a Porkpie:

And Boxcars:

Is some variation of an Akubra:

Learn your 1920’s

Also, to everyone who wears a Trilby with Droog cosplays or Slick cosplays

You’re historically inaccurate

But you look great so who really cares

You’re welcome

(via newbarrk)

shishkababoo:

I could go on and on about why Ready Player One looks like a steaming pile but if there’s one thing that absolutely pisses me off is that in this game where you can be anything, everyone chooses to be a character like Tracer or a battletoad and nobody looks like this

Like you wanna tell me there’s nobody out there who’s just a walking abomination with the name ‘undertale_real_420’? Have you played an MMO?

ready player one AU where the players are griffin and justin

(via demilypyro)

[video]

afro-elf:

afro-elf:

marvel where’s my ten minute video of thor teaching earth etiquette to the asgardians???

“this is a dog”

[a bunch of hands fly up]

“you cannot ride it, it is too small”

[all hands go down]

(via newbarrk)

draconym:

draconym:

I was going through some photos from my old job and found this one from the time we realized we had made a typo on the toad exhibit.

(via newbarrk)

grifalinas:

Never forget that when Caboose was acting strangely, Sheila’s main worry was that the others would think he had been infected with the Omega ai.

Never forget that when Simmons got kicked out of Red Base, Sheila let him come live with her- even though he’d been insulting her.

Never forget that when Tucker, Donut, and Tex went to go save their friends, Sheila packed them all lunches for the trip (she doesn’t have hands???).

Also, never forget that when both sides were leaving behind a member of their team, the Blues left Sheila- meaning they think of her as part of the team, not just a vehicle.

And never forget that when Sheila started acting odd, Church asked if she was okay in a tone that suggested more than just being worried that she would kill him again.

Oh, and don’t forget that when Wash met Sheila and talked to her like she was ‘just’ a computer program, Caboose came to her defense and wouldn’t let him continue until he remembered his manners.

You also shouldn’t forget that time that Epsilon was trying to get information from the Pelican and referred to Sheila as “an old friend” and said that she was helping him.

And you really shouldn’t forget how happy she was when she was dating Lopez (”You tell him, Big Daddy!”) or that Lopez once sang a love ballad to her and it was really really adorable.

Just whatever you do don’t forget Sheila. She’s important, okay?

(via newbarrk)