Silver Tongue

May 13

azzandra:
“ bidyke:
“ alex-fulcrum:
“ shadowfire125:
“ i’m having an existential crisis
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I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants...

azzandra:

bidyke:

alex-fulcrum:

shadowfire125:

i’m having an existential crisis

I am so sorry, but this is actually probably true. Plants co evolved to reward us for cultivating and propagating them. It’s called exorphin theory, and plants are pretty much just using us as their means of reproduction. That’s why humans show nearly every sign of species domestication. Have a good night, friend.

Trees are superior and I completely accept this.

I, for one, welcome our arboreal overlords.

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crazy-duwang:
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crazy-duwang:

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usedchild:

shoutout to people with simultaneously great and terrible memories. like oh yeah i remember in perfect detail that random story you told about the banana costume from a year ago but all of novemeber? completely blank.

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lesbiancarey:

Hey guys it’s 2017 and I’m still not over this 

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nicejewishguy:

doomy:

nicejewishguy:

If I don’t make a popular shitpost with the word bamboozled in it by the end of this year I’m quitting tumblr

Mike my next great post is just going to be the word boobe how do you feel about that

Bamboozled

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wizzard890:

pyrrhiccomedy:

zonepan:

tackytaako:

hetphobia:

hetphobia:

“omg! a new history of-” siiiiighhh

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theres a rape joke in the fucking new video more clear than the last you keep that fucking bullshit off my dash im not even joking right now i wont hesitate

white people trying to distract from the realities of africas suffering: “HGSJSDJ THE NEW :HISTORY OF” VIDEO HAS A RAPE JOKE. DONT WATCH IT”

yall literally went to africa and raped people. thats not a joke, its what yall did. shut up.

It was LITERALLY a rape of Africa- Europeans raped several cultures and countries. They went in, destroying culture dynamics, exterminated tribes, stole and raped and murdered and plundered and did everything disgusting and terrible.

I’m glad he called it for what it was. It wasn’t a fuckin joke m8.

This isn’t even him going out on a limb with his phrasing. This part of history is commonly, academically referred to as “the rape of Africa,” like “the rape of Nanking” or “the rape of Belgium.” That’s just…what it’s called.

he’s–making a reference to the academic concept. this isn’t your college buddy saying he got “totally raped” playing Halo last night, “the rape of Africa” is a
phrase used in the explicit discussion of imperialist atrocities. a quick google will pull up everything from anti-colonialist art to books on King Leopold II’s crimes in the Congo; this information is literally at your fingertips, don’t start a witch hunt because you didn’t take the time to do a goddamn internet search.

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howmanyletterscaniputinmyurl:
“ empoleonpaladin:
“when they kill off a character in canon and introduce a similar one
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when you die in dnd and make the same character again
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howmanyletterscaniputinmyurl:

empoleonpaladin:

when they kill off a character in canon and introduce a similar one

when you die in dnd and make the same character again

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