Silver Tongue

Dec 22

actualalphonseelric:

queen-olivier:

alphonse-elric24:

Is there nothing Edward and Alphonse Elric can’t do?

know for a fact they can’t even keep one little girl alive

they cant dodge a wrench.

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yourplayersaidwhat:

Guard: Halt, state your name an business in the city. 

Human Bard: My name is Brian Edward Tennessee Texas Yoshi White, but you can simply refer to me as Betty White. 

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quaggly:

kilusion2011:

quaggly:

who decided that dragons have arms? they don’t need em

Dragons need arms to hug

god damn it you’re right

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2460onetruepairing:

youtubeurl:

midtown120blues:

this is the one time a corporate version of a meme is 10000x funnier than any other version

I thiught it said FUCKING

Well funny enough, frack is also the subsitute for fuck in Battlestar Galatica.

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(via jadewares)

• Winry Rockbell: Oh Ed, you're such a charmer.
• Edward Elric: Eh, I do my best.
• Winry Rockbell: That's sad.
• Edward Elric: Whuh?

yourgoat:

treshornyboiiz:

writing-prompt-s:

You find out that your significant other is an eldritch horror, that has ultimately been trying to steal your soul by getting you to trust it. However, as it got to know you, it began to bond with you, and no longer wants to steal your soul. How do you react? Do you proceed with the relationship, or leave the creature?

bitch this is the dream scenario

@polychromaticdragon

@banishedquasiroyal

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a-obnoxious-vegans-blog:

Vegans trying to make people eat more plants like:

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familyguyfuntimefunny11:

familyguyfuntimefunny11:

familyguyfuntimefunny11:

familyguyfuntimefunny11:

bag of wees

weed

do not reblog this

I meant to say bag of weed

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