Silver Tongue

Dec 22

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slurpinanakinsdiaries:
Anybody else got like,, rlly random connections to famous ppl?? Like my older brothers were friends w Jennifer Lawrence when they were like 12 and I just found out I’m friends w the cousin of the girl who voiced honey lemon in big hero six like, idk what I’m supposed to do with either of these tid bits I feel like I was supposed to live my life in ignorance of them
the tags on this are so funny because they range from “my neighbor went to school with tom cruise” to “my dad is best friends with macklemore”

Griffin McElroy is friends with lin manuel miranda and jimmy buffet

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egowave:

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abermetta:
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thecybersmlth:
egowave:
people who think theyre oppressed for being witches vs people who think theyre oppressed for being vegans vs people who think theyre oppressed for being into ddlg
Vs people oppressed for wanting a simple human pet
“people who think they’re oppressed for being witches” listen, have u not… ever heard of the crusades
ever heard of the ah… salem witch trials my bud
none of the women accused of being witches during the salem witch trials were actually witches please read a history book im begging you
the notes on this are really bad so instead look at this image i made that describes the notes for u

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theirisianprincess:
pukicho:
The future: Holograms can physically touch you and there are 12 cases of homicide committed by hatsune miku
just 12?
It’ll be 13 if you don’t stop asking questions

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crosscoded:

THE RULES OF THIS DUEL WILL BE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.
AS YOUR LIFE POINTS GO DOWN, SO DOES YOUR PLATFORM.
WHOEVER REACHES ZERO FIRST WILL MEET THE ELECTRIFIED WIRES SURROUNDING THIS ARENA
AND BE SENT TO THE SHADOW REALM

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raptorific:

[noir detective voice] this dame had legs in all the right places

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fairygodrobot:

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sobbing-jester:
Different people, different ways of reenergizing
TWITTER
#and doesnt paint extroverts in a bad light which i see too iften
THANK YOU :)
love, your friendly neighbourhood extrovert
what if your HP bar goes down in both situations does that just mean you have depression

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jasonptodd:
this is literally the funniest post on this site i’m going to fucking kill myself having never achieved this level of comedy
asexy bill clinton is canon

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