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yeehaw
imagine big bang theory, but in family guy’s art style
i tried to read this but my entire body got sent to hell so i dont know what it says
its already happened though

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someone: Christmas is so beautiful!!!
me: EVERYTHING IS BROWN
This isn’t some cynical “everything sucks and happiness doesn’t exist” post I’m just red green colorblind
I just assumed you live in Southern California.
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control your pets guys.
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Most people are calling Jack the god of agriculture in Sky Factory but I’ve realized that he’s also become kind of like a god of order.
- After he grew his corn he insisted they use that instead of the rain and was discouraged when Gavin wouldn't
- When the spawner wasn’t effective enough he made a new one and made sure to destroy the old one (twice now)
- He made the warp pads so they wouldn’t have to keep using rope or riding water to the lower levels
- When Ryan’s automation was too confusing for everyone to figure out he tore it apart and set up pipes
- He set up signs because he couldn’t stand not knowing where everything was in his own machine
So at least to me Jack is the god of order and efficiency in Sky Factory.
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What did we do to deserve Travis McElroy
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hc: purple blood trolls are generally kinda shrimpy throughout the first like 6-8 sweeps of their life but then undergo very rapid growth spurts and get Fuckin Huge
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I literally can’t figure out what this means.
i didn’t even know this could help me. i’m going to shoot the autoimmune disorder out of me
Doctor: you have the flu
Me cocking my gun: like hell I do
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i swear i stared at this for a full minute not realizing it was dream daddy, all i could think was that there was drama in the bible fandom
Yeah I was sitting here trying to figure out exactly how the heck they were interpreting scripture because wow
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