Me: Wait… Before we go in, can I roll to kick the castle doors open like a badass?
DM: Hell yeah
*rolls a 4*
DM: You kick at the doors but you don’t have enough force. One slowly swings open partially and all of the staff on the inside and outside are staring at you. Good luck with your dignity.
“one time three dudes and their dad were like hey let’s pretend to be competent at adventuring, but just for a second, but then whoops people liked it so they said hey let’s try doing this MORE, for the ~beautiful fans~
and thus accidentally started what became a very popular podcast with INTRIGUE and MAGIC and also NO DOGS (except for that one dog that one time)
and just a touch of ~Tragic Backstory~
but, ironically, very few demonstrations of competence”
no offense but the whole kissin kate barlow and “i can fix that” sam storyline from holes is quite frankly one of the most gripping and tragic in the history of cinema and i’m still not recovered from it
