Silver Tongue

Dec 21

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hey gang im ordering 14 dollars worth of soda and nothing else from my local dominos

vivivictoria:
vivivictoria:
im thorsty

He better not fucking have
Originally posted by docschrock
Setting the soda drinks to maximum heat.

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[video]

shapeshiftinterest:

agender-plant:
sharingwritingprompts:
A huge and ancient dragon loses her clutch of eggs. She decides to adopt an office building full of employees as her children. But to keep them safe, she doesn’t want to let any of them leave.
“Mighty Opiess, Destroyer of Kingdoms, pl-”
“Mom.”
“Uhh…..right. Mom. Um, so I have to get back home. I’ve got three kids who need dinner and I really think I should..go….back………why are you crying?”
“Grandbabies!!”
her business children earn money and she is very proud of all of them

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sharkbutte:

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ayellowbirds:

maya-kitajima:
“What if raccoons figured out the secret to starting fires?” is the scariest hypothetical question my dad has ever posed
that’s the distinction between goblins and raccoons

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targuzzler:

targuzzler:
never understood people who let candy melt in their mouth. ill bite down on a damn jolly rancher because i lack the patience

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slugradio:

i was trying to make a gif but then i combined it with the other one i was working on by mistake and this was the result

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hoe-damneron:

nickhelmer:
plasmalogical:
i was talking with my brothers yesterday and we decided the best way to own a guy who takes off his shirt to fight you is to pick his shirt up and put it on
That might be one of the ultimate power moves

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