“[Anything completely irrelevant to the LGBT community but happens to be enjoyed by many LGBT people] is gay culture”
“I’m not heterophobic I have a straight friend”
Acting like Macklemore is the savior of the LGBT community
Insisting the Babadook is gay
Posts that exaggerate how straight people write gay people (But let’s be real is it really exaggerating?)
“6 months on HRT” [Picture of something unrelated] “vs 4 years on HRT” [Picture of something vaguely similar but drastically different]
“There are only two genders” [Two pictures that are completely unrelated to gender]
“LGBT stands for:” [One or all the letters are changed to completely irrelevant things. Notably if one letter is changed it’s usually the T, or even the B]. (Example: “LGBT stands for Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, uhh… Transformers…”)
Using football as a way to reference straight people without outright saying it, as if you’re too hesitant to say “straight/heterosexual” out loud
Honestly all of them are good but I can’t be here all day
“[Slight inconveniences/annoyances that everyone deals with on a daily basis] is homophobic.”
“[character] is gay now. sorry, I don’t make the rules”
(in reference to the continents) “yeah it broke apart, don’t worry about it, happens all the time” same
“sweet dank valley"
“whoops half of Europe just died"
“wait! said Christopher Columbus probably smoking crack"
“damn, said amsterdam” *moment of silence to let the viewer think about that*
“you could make a religion out of that”
‘let’s overthrow the palace’ said robespierre, cutting everyone’s head off until someone eventually got mad and cut his head off- you could make a relig-no don't “
bill wurtz’s videos are like a lucid dream that is also a fever dream but when i wake up I’ve learned a couple secrets of the universe i can only partially remember and also the phrase ‘nice going, genghis’
