Silver Tongue

Dec 20

iguanamouth:

dont move or the bunny gets it

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banshees:

ryangoslingofficial:

back in middle school an elderly teachers assistant told me that she read about how researches said the internet was going to “fill up” soon. dont get too attached to ur little blogs! They’ll be going away any day now

your next

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scarcity-of-cats:

yellowjuice:

oxtailgravee:

simoncowellilluminati:

plum-soup:

entel-dantel:

sniper-at-the-gates-of-heaven:

who else here has seen this disgusting white liberal “artwork” floating around.

JESUS FUCKING CHRISR WHAT THE FUCK

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Hell

“Hey could you describe what you mean by ‘white feminism’ to me in a picture?”

Me: *looks directly at this photo*

What the fuck

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comedianthrax:

frogsuggest:

storysuggestion:

outlawsuggestion:

frostysuggestion:

selenesuggestion:

poeticsuggestion:

you are my heart.

you are my universe.

you are my sun.

you are my moon.

you are my stars.

u are my Frog

x

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Holy Priorities

yourplayersaidwhat:

Context: our Cleric was trapped in a cavern and his holy symbol was bleeding because of all the unholy energy there. Oddly specific but the blood was thick. Like. Period blood. We the players were creeped the hell out.

Me: if it’s any consolation at least we know for sure your holy symbol isn’t pregnant.

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Everybody stutters one way or the other So check out my message to you

powerfrog:

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• old people: do you regret your tattoos?
• me: do you regret destroying the economy and fucking over my entire generation?