Silver Tongue

May 10

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mbulteau:

awildchabi:

faggitvekubby:

imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be

@mbulteau

does that mean there’d be two of you?

I’m fine with that

Homestuck. You’re thinking of homestuck.
The aries has ram horns and taurus has bull horns. the gemini has somewhat of a split personality. the leo is a cat furry. aquarius and Pisces are fish. capricorn has goat horns.

(Source: vekusen, via mbulteau)

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squirrelshideout:

lauralot89:

My mom said that today in church her pastor said in the sermon that Jesus told us to help the poor, and taking money away from public schools to give to charter schools only widens the gap between the rich and the poor.  She then added that Jesus spoke against adultery and lust and would not have approved of bragging about sexually assaulting women.  According to my mom, people got up and walked out.

The pastor also started the sermon by noting that she’d heard of another minister who read the entirety of the Sermon on the Mount at the pulpit, to be told by the so-called Christian parishioners after the service that it was offensive and they didn’t agree.

The Sermon on the Mount is straight up the words of Jesus.

I recently read an article that said, hypocritical Christians in America don’t actually worship Jesus. They worship America, and even then, it’s a very specific, self-centered idea of America.

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charlesoberonn:

Listening to a song outside of the 5 songs you usually listen to

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the2amrevolution:

backstageleft:

my-neuroglia:

backstageleft:

edens-blog:

moonblossom:

chauvinistsushi:

saintkathryn:

amby-jane:

let-them-not-weep:

I want small children to think I am either a goddess or a faerie but I want grown men to fear me

Blue hair

Honestly this is how colored hair works. Adult men automatically assume that I have loud opinions and will talk back to them (they are correct and have learned from experience), but children compliment me all the time.

i feel like in myths goddesses and fairies already have that relationship trope with men and children

Confirming the blue hair thing here.

Kids think I’m magical, old ladies often go “oh, I wish I’d had your courage”, old men glare at me like I have two heads, and then glare at my father like somehow they expect him to control his unruly 33 year old.

It’s awesome.

Pair it with glitter and winged eyeliner and the effect is about 200% stronger. Speaking from experience.

100% me and @mermaidqueen

The amount I want to try this now is 400% what it was before.

Friend, I’m gunna tell you this right now, DO IT. Take. The. Leap. Your hair will always grow out and can be re-dyed if you hate it. I started dyeing my hair red in high school and haven’t looked back. 

When I had blue hair I never got catcalled, when it happened fairly regularly where I was at the time. I got dirty looks a few times, but mostly people either afraid to actually look at me, children staring in amazement, people whispering where they thought I wouldn’t notice (mostly children to parents), or people coming up and complimenting me.

One man stopped a conversation he was having on his phone to compliment me twice in a store. First he was like, “woah! I love your hair!” and told his friend about it, then he stopped again when we crossed aisles again and was saying, “I just can’t get over how pretty that color looks! And it matches your eyes! That’s amazing! Have a good one!” Another guy stopped me on campus to tell me it was his favorite color and he has shoes that match and maybe he should dye his hair too. Just the most innocent compliments that usually women only get from other women.

Men who don’t like it are going to be too afraid of you to say anything, because if you are bold enough to have bright blue hair, you’re bold enough to tell them off.

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seldnei:
“ meggory84:
“ eldritch-augur:
“ bitterbitchclubpresident:
“ the bill is one line:
Terminate the EPA on dec 31st, 2018.
you can contact the reps who authored this bill.
ask them what happens to the data the agency collects? what about the...

seldnei:

meggory84:

eldritch-augur:

bitterbitchclubpresident:

the bill is one line:

Terminate the EPA on dec 31st, 2018.

you can contact the reps who authored this bill.

ask them what happens to the data the agency collects? what about the current employees? what about the EPA’s powers? What’s their plan?

Matt Gaetz FL ®

Pensacola Office

4300 Bayou Blvd., Suite 13

(850) 479-1183

Pensacola, FL 32503

Thomas Massie KY ®

Northern Kentucky Office

541 Buttermilk Pike

Suite 208

Crescent Springs, KY 41017

Phone: (859) 426-0080
Fax: (859) 426-0061
Hours: Monday-Friday 9:00AM-5:00PM

LaGrange Office

108 W. Jefferson Street

LaGrange, KY 40031

Phone: (502) 265-9119
Fax: (502) 265-9126

Steven Palazzo MS ®

Hattiesburg Office
641 Main Street, Suite 142
Hattiesburg, MS 39401
Phone: (601) 582-3246

Pascagoula Office
3118 Pascagoula St., Suite 181
Pascagoula, MS 39567
Phone: 228-202-8104
Fax: 228-202-8105

Biloxi Office
970 Tommy Munro Drive
Suite D
Biloxi, MS 39532
T: (228)864-7670
F: (228)864-3099

Washington, DC Office
2349 Rayburn House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
T (202) 225-5772

Barry Loudermilk GA ®

Washington, DC Office

329 Cannon House Office Building
Washington, DC 20515
Phone: 202-225-2931
FAX: 202-225-2944


Woodstock District Office

9898 Highway 92, Suite 100
Woodstock, GA 30188
Phone: 770-429-1776
FAX: 770 -517-7427

Cartersville District Office

135 West Cherokee Avenue, Suite 122
Cartersville, GA 30120
Phone: 770-429-1776

Galleria District Office

600 Galleria Pkwy, Suite 120
Atlanta, GA 30339
Phone: 770-429-1776
Fax: 678-556-5184

it would be best if constituents from these districts called! ask some questions and let them know we are not ok with this!

Please please please call these reps and the reps in your own state. We NEED to maintain protection for these species, as it is the only way to preserve the ecosystems that we DIRECTLY DEPEND ON for carbon sequestering, clean water, and clean air!!

Signal boost, because you can’t have late stage capitalism if we’ve all died from starvation and lead poisoning

Remind Matt Gaetz that most of his goddamned state relies on eco-tourism and nobody wants to come see the Everglades if they’re full of chemical runoff.

(Source: atalef, via wuffleton)

pk-smokey:
“ solardrifter:
“ Jikuu Tenshou Nazca - 時空転抄ナスカ (1998)
”
Malcolm in the Middle - 中央のマルコム (2005)
”

pk-smokey:

solardrifter:

Jikuu Tenshou Nazca - 時空転抄ナスカ (1998)

Malcolm in the Middle - 中央のマルコム (2005)

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harrisonchevy:

Me when I found out James Comey got fired:

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Me when I remembered he was the one leading the FBI investigation into Trump’s ties with Russia and he had a lot of information about said ties to Russia AND that he was conveniently fired by Trump himself AND that Trump is now probably going to put one of his cronies in charge of the FBI:

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adurot:
“This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.
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adurot:

This image hurts my brain more than the original debate ever did. Brains are dumb.

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