Silver Tongue

May 10

shittyninja:
“pineapples” except pronounced like “minneapolis”
No

minneapolis pronounced like pineapples

dreamhouse777:
targuzzler:
dreamhouse777:
mediumsizedboy:
dreamhouse777:
what silly motherfucker came up with the name ‘fuddruckers’
that silly motherfucker was Albert Einstein
what silly mother fucker came up with the name albert einstein lmaooooo
lmaoooooo what kind of year is 1879. who named it that

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pearlitariat:

pearlitariat:
im ready to burn my tongue off and astrally project into the signing of the federalist papers
it’s like. a carbonated oreo. i dont know whats happening in my mouth right now mr jefferson

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thatfuckingcrowv2:

dumbass with sword found dead with 2 gunshot wounds

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notmusa:

notmusa:
chips
this has been reblogged to a bunch of different nursing tumblrs & apparently its a thing that actually happens all the time. bless u nurses

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targuzzler:

markingatlightspeed:
notyour–honey:
pr1nc30fn0p3:
afrosandathames:
Paul Ryan has TURNED OFF HIS PHONE AND FAX so as to no longer hear the overwhelming protests of repealing the ACA, Obamacare.
So here is a new tactic:
Since Paul Ryan has blocked his office phones and fax numbers, and is turning away people who show up to deliver petitions, time to change tactics.
Please mail postcards to his HOME address saying NO to defunding Planned Parenthood, NO to repealing the ACA, and NO to privatizing Medicare!
PAUL RYAN
700 ST. LAWRENCE AVE.
JANESVILLE, WI 53545
Please reblog this info. Let’s see what 67 million cards in the driveway looks like!
Ya know, putting his address up on a public forum is kinda fucked up, right?
Ya know, taking healthcare away from thousands of people and making it near impossible for them to voice their opinions on this very much life or death matter is kinda fucked up, right?
He lost the right to not having his personal mailbox flooded when he decided to close any and all governmental avenues for the public to contact a man who was elected to REPRESENT THE PUBLIC’S INTERESTS.
Representative democracy only works when the representatives (or senator in this case) actually represent their constituents.
Fuck Paul Ryan. He’s a sniveling coward.
y’all seriously crying over paul FUCKING ryan getting doxxed i swear to fucking god he isn’t some random person that said something vaguely problematic, he’s a corrupt politician trying to kill thousands of people with a hugely disgusting piece of legislation that will cripple healthcare in the country he’s supposed to be taking care of. the misplaced morality here is fucking astounding

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