Silver Tongue

Dec 20

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daddarios:

also my favourite thing about tumblr is that according to my developmental psych textbook, this website has the collective moral complexity of a 7 year old

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hooligan-nova:
“How better to say “the problem we had with you using these was that it was you” ”

hooligan-nova:

How better to say “the problem we had with you using these was that it was you”?

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catlezzer:
“why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing
”

catlezzer:

why is this sentence written with such perfect comedic timing

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glacecakes:

glacecakes:

I accidentally came out to my parents after my surgery

Basically the nurse has to ask you who you are, standard procedure yeah?
Except I answered “I’m lesbian”

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unrelatableuserboxes:

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

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moonpaw:
“davepeta id die for you
”

moonpaw:

davepeta id die for you

Dec 19

audreycritter:

marauders4evr:

beowulf22121:

jedihighcouncil:

detective-like-i-give-a-damn:

jedihighcouncil:

why does anyone in Gotham even bother doing crime like you KNOW the second you leave the bank with the money you just stole Bruce Wayne is gonna be chilling on a bench on the other side of the street in his bat fursuit like “hey bitch u better not be breaking the law”

because batman never bothered attacking the roots of social problems

you know what… you’re right call him out!!

Wayne Enterprises has a jobs program for those who are fresh out of prison.

He routinely takes major villains with mental health issues to an asylum where professionals are there to help.

Or do you just read the fight scenes?

Because

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Batman

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Never

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Bothered

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Attacking

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The

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Roots

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Of

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Social

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Problems

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WHAT THE HELL KIND OF BATMAN HAVE YOU BEEN WATCHING?

Fake geeks, I swear to god…

The best part is that most of the lore, especially Batman: The Animated Series, gets to a point in Batman’s career when everyone asks the question of why someone would rob a bank in Gotham when they know that if they approached Batman, and coincidentally Bruce Wayne, they could get the help they needed.

That’s the whole point of Batman. Granted there have been modernized adaptations that paint him out to be nothing more than a growling, punching, antihero. But nobody ever said those adaptations were canon or even good. The original Batman comics, most of the newer comics, the Animated Series, the animated spinoffs, even the Arkham video games all operate under the lore that Batman does everything within his power to help as many villains as he can, even if it means going against cops, politicians, etc. That’s what originally made him the vigilante. He went against the social norms. He did everything that a hero shouldn’t do, not in a murderous way, but in a taking-sides way. Every other hero swoops in to save the corrupt politician from the criminal. Batman swoops in to save the criminal from the corrupt politician. 

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