Silver Tongue

Dec 19

browningtons:
“ >” pass the controller broe!”
>I pass the controller
>it just comes back
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browningtons:

>” pass the controller broe!”

>I pass the controller 

>it just comes back

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suppermariobroth:
“Goombas might be hiding around your house RIGHT NOW.
”

suppermariobroth:

Goombas might be hiding around your house RIGHT NOW.

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veritiddy:

nuganom:

Chaotic good: the girl reading this

Chaotic neutral: elf practice

Chaotic evil: zootopia pro-life comic

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You Don’t Know What I Am …

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scotchtapeofficial:

embalm:

Me, to a waiter at a 5 star restaurant: please tell the chef that if I could, I would be kin with this pasta

the waiter returning five minutes later: the op says feel free to tag as kin.

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pyramidslayer:
“ i-gwarth:
“ arielmh:
“ “We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an...

pyramidslayer:

i-gwarth:

arielmh:

“We are more than a bit concerned with the Benihana egg trick called for in the script. I’ve tried it and can only get it 1 out of 4 tries, and I’ve seen Benihana chefs flub the manoeuver when they have an entire grill as target. Mads has to crack his eggs into a 8-inch diameter skillet. The props Master calls his guy. The Production Manager calls in his guy. I call my guy. On the morning of the shoot we have 8 dozen eggs and 3 Japanese chefs with their hands made up to be hand doubles.

 I guess I don’t have to tell you that when Mads arrives on set, he just tosses an egg up in the air and the egg breaks on the spatula. No problem. Unbelievable. I insist it was a lucky fluke but he does it again. I accuse him of practicing when I wasn’t looking but he laughs (as if he has time to practise egg-cracking between scenes) and tells me he was a juggler in his youth.”
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And here we all thought we’d have a million outtakes of Mads flubbing the egg trick…

What the hell kind of test tube did this man walk out of?

i think i finally understand what kojima sees in him

to understand where mads came from you have to look at one of his baby pictures

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mcgeeky25 asked: Isn't Little Alphys a bit too young for anime?

mudkipful:

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kids’ anime tho.
like Hamtaro

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tatterdemalionamberite:

chocolatesprinklesroyale:

pyrlspite:

2012: don’t do weird shit at cons as a homestuck joke
2017: don’t vote for a us senator as a homestuck joke

2022: Don’t fuse our reality with Homestuck as a Homestuck joke…

2027:  d̴on'̶t s̉̚c̎̅̓̈̈́͘r̆̄a͗̅tch͆̀͟ t̵҉̼̻͉̠h̵̭̭̣̯̳͎͔e͇̖ ̷̲̙͍͈̰ͧ̿̈͝d̰͇̠̭̩͖͎ͣ̽̃͘͞i̵̗̖̬̮͓̔͠͠-̛̺̫͉̗̗̫̯̈̀͢

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