Silver Tongue

May 09

ausgoth:
when ur friend likes ur post but they shOULD BE IN BED
WHEN THEY LIKE THE POST YOU MAKE TELLING THEM TO GO TO BED

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reyssamidalass:

lavabendinggemqueen:
writing-prompt-s:
Cthulhu, as an eldritch being, sees humans as humans see insects; which is to say, harmless but inexplicably terrifying.
#cthulhu chasing humanity around with a shoe while crying
#cthulhu gently picks up humans with a piece of paper and puts them outside the sea #a great deal of evolution ensues

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fennethianell:

heyitspj:
a delicate scale

(Source: paigeccino, via mbulteau)

loserwave:

younguetoungue:

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milsoph:

pettyqueer:
milsoph:
thecomplaintionist:
Mingus Reedus
The holy trinity

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cap-saturn:

godrideslongboardsandlikestatts:
creativekarateka:
karkatlicious:
avidoatlion:
lifemocker:
thejordanator:
An expertly done three point turn
Weren’t expecting that house
#I have never seen someone nope that hard before
#our house #in the middle of the street
Oh my fuck THOSE TAGS
Me running away from my responsibilities

(Source: cannabinomad, via mbulteau)

queenadwoa:

the-real-ted-cruz:
takineko:
libertarirynn:
fire-shadow-dragon-god:
cherrylickers:
cigarettesandguitarstrings:
kanyewesticle:
mynationaltreasure:
toinfinityandbeyonce:
smilingemoticon:
kanyewesticle:
usb-dongle:
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
IT GOT BETTER
AS A CHRISTIAN I HIGHLY APPROVE
I’m weak
But he is strong.
Amen
STOP IT!

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the-mighty-birdy:

hong-meiling-official:
greenwithenby:
greenwithenby:
People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?
People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK
you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.
too cold? put on another layer!
too hot? change into thinner clothes!
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?
still too cold? put on another layer!
still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠
The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

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turing-tested:

yall i love gonzo so much like.
look at this shit i love him so much

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