Silver Tongue

Dec 19

homofomo:

Being a lesbian is cool. Being bisexual is cool too but I swear to god if y’all call Rosa Diaz a lesbian I will fucking fight you. My bi baby Rosa is 1000% bisexual because she said she is.

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Totes are Rust Eaters

yourplayersaidwhat:

So during our ranger’s shortcut we were ambushed by Goblins then some weird antenna bugs jumped us, our Arcane Cleric worked out what they were and the following happened.

Arcane Cleric OOC: can I go “totes rust eaters” now?
-a few of us newer players stared at him in a “please explain” way-
DM: no, that would be meta unless your character would know which I doubt.
Bard: I am going to play my lute to inspire the warrior, she isn’t looking great..
Arcane Cleric OOC: PLAY SOMETHING METAL!
-we all die of laughter-

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vc-allthetime:

pastweeks:

bye

OH MY FUCKING

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jake-richmond:

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crimsonalley:

frogs with….paws..

@filibusterfrog

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tariqah:

tariqah:

Breaking News: Husbands dying on wives makes them happier

This is so fucking funny to read shshshhss

I thought this was an onion article. Straights, are yall okay?

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pochowek:

miseryofmillions:

Idea: Tumblr Poop

You take someone else’s post and chop it’s words up and twist it to make something funny

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