Silver Tongue

Aug 16

adurot:
“ evehlyart:
“ POV: You’re the last pringle in the pringles can
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She’s super tiny apparently.
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i mean, its called my LITTLE pony, not my average sized pony

adurot:

evehlyart:

POV: You’re the last pringle in the pringles can

She’s super tiny apparently.

i mean, its called my LITTLE pony, not my average sized pony

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becklyboo:

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Sometimes Pintrest has goldmine comments like this.

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pro-gay:

hematite2:

blackwashedmax:

kasaron:

blackwashedmax:

kasaron:

blackwashedmax:

fallout-new-vegas-2010:

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fallout-new-vegas-2010:

vegans make peace with honey

no shut up do it

vegans will pretend not to hear when natives tell them their agave products are unsustainable because they have whimsical feelings about, and i cannot stress this enough, the freedom of hive insects

Honey is literally murder but go off

Prove it.

They literally puke their guts up to make your honey

I have not seen any evidence tonsugges they are harmed or die in the process of production. They do regurgitate the nectar as part of the process to concentrate it into honey (an interesting process) but they do not suffer any injury during this process. If they did, the cost to produce honey, which is done naturally as a measure to survive over winter and through times of lower availability, would outweigh the benefits. If you kill several bees to produce enough honey to make one more bee, It makes no sense. Any animal that did that would die, even with human intervention.

Do you have any sources which suggest otherwise? I’d be interested to hear of this (relatively publicly available) information was false or misunderstood.

Bee farmers use whats called a honey maker. It’s a crude devices. It similar to a meat grinder. They force the bees in and grind them up. What comes out is a paste. That paste is later filtered into what we know as honey

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever read

Tubby custard mechanically separated chicken post eat your heart out, we have a new winner

if bees dies to produce honey they would have gone extinct long ago.

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gayarsonist:

that’s it, you’re in time out! *opens the portal to other dimensions and throws you in headfirst*

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OK So with the shit with the USPS going on:

gallusrostromegalus:

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1. Check your Voter registration to make sure everything is up to date.  If you can, request a Mail-In Ballot.  I live in CO, where all elections are Mail-In only now, so I get one anyway.

2. Fill out your ballot per the instructions on your Ballot.  Some Notes:

3. INSTEAD OF MAILING IT- LOOK UP WHERE YOUR BALLOT DROP-OFF LOCATIONS ARE. 

They’re boxes you drive or walk or bus or bike or whatever up to and drop your ballot in, and the elections officials will have it that evening. Pros of Ballot Drop-Off:

Most cities will have several ballot Drop-Off locations, at places like the grocery store, the county courthouse, city hall, at high schools etc.  Google your town or county name and “Ballot Drop Off Locations” and it’ll give you directions even.

Absolutely Save the USPS, but this is the BEST way to make sure your vote gets counted this

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pauladrawsnstuff:

So Beetlejuice the musical is a thing… and I think I love it? It’s really good, and has an amazing soundtrack.

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desktopdestroyer:

whatdoscissorsdo:

desktopdestroyer:

yeah ive been broken hearted, blue since the day we..FARTED

AGAGAGAGGAHAHAHAGAHAGAHHAHAHA

oh god. does anyone around here know the heimlich maneuver

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Aug 15

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jamakal:
“When you think you’ve got a good plan in life and then you put it in action.
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jamakal:

When you think you’ve got a good plan in life and then you put it in action.

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avoidingclaws-mostly:
“ sheldrakus:
“ saxifraga-x-urbium:
“ moranion:
“ brunhiddensmusings:
“ gayahithwen:
“ brunhiddensmusings:
“ fattyatomicmutant:
“Seriously they are just weird
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the year is 2018- how am i getting this much use out of this photo?...

avoidingclaws-mostly:

sheldrakus:

saxifraga-x-urbium:

moranion:

brunhiddensmusings:

gayahithwen:

brunhiddensmusings:

fattyatomicmutant:

Seriously they are just weird

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the year is 2018- how am i getting this much use out of this photo? is there this much ambiguity about a basic craft which has been practiced before humanity figured out mud bricks that people are still confused about how sheep work?

A lot of people today have extremely limited understanding of how anything rural works, thinking only of animals in the abstract.

Hence people who don’t understand that cows can continue to give milk way longer than their calves need it, or that you don’t have to kill sheep to get their wool, or who think that a good way to save the bees is for everyone to stop eating honey.

Like, if people don’t want to eat meat because they don’t want animals killed, and want to avoid eggs because of the cruelty prevalent in that industry, or milk because yeah, there are a fair number of issues with the dairy industry too… I will support that 100%.

But then there are people so woefully misinformed I can’t take them seriously at all.

its baffling- if you assume wool requires a sheep to be killed, thus each sheep in its lifetime will only provide one ‘crop’ of wool, then how freaking expensive would you then assume yarn to be? youd assume mutton would then be exceedingly common in the meat market as well

they make a logic tangent, and obviously abandon it two seconds after it passes where they want to go because thinking too hard will reveal that to be stupid

I have discovered that usually, the most militant and unpleasant vegans absolutely have no fucking idea how farming works. Ecological, sustainable farming - not massive, planet-damaging, animal-torturing industrial farming. If you don’t know that sheep have to be sheared before summer or they can literally die of heat, I am not going to listen to you. If you don’t realise that it only makes sense to use leather from animals if you kill them to eat them and that your vegan ass buying cheap plastic shoes three times a year is doing more damage to the environment than me buying leather shoes every five years, I’m not going to listen to you. If you refuse to consider that cows’ udders get painful if they don’t have a calf and aren’t milked, I won’t listen to you. And if you don’t have the basic biology knowledge required to realise that properly, sustainably raised farm animals have their place in the biosystem and that it would not, in fact, be a good thing to stop raising them, I am not going to listen to you. 

I was told by a vegan I am otherwise good friends with that “all farmers lie about everything to do with farming” and I just ???? do you have any idea how exhausting it is to fucking farm no one has the ENERGY to lie about stuff like “we need commercial bees as pass pollinators for fruit farms so you might as well eat honey tbh since they’re making an excess anyway”

by all means campaign for safer and better slaughterhouses (which btw is a current hot-button issue in the uk and is something one of my clients is backing and pursuing legally) and better animal welfare and make a point of pushing high-welfare products over shitty ones but demanding that everyone stops buying wool coats on the basis of a lie is stupid because the alternative is artificial fibres which are polluting the fucking oceans and killing off all the fish

This. We need to do better on animal welfare, as on so many things. But if you’re coming from a standpoint of ‘all farmers are evil soulless murderers’, then… I don’t really know how we’re going to have a conversation, so I’m going to politely back away.

I want to renlog this a 1000 times over

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