Zenyatta, from Overwatch. Based on Ghost In The Shell.
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There’s no reason for anyone over the age of 21 to be having a conversation with anyone under the age of 18
“For the last time son, I wont talk to you.”
“im sorry students, but this is the last time im gonna say this. Stop trying to talk to me”
“I’m afraid I can’t hire you, I cannot speak to you.”
“I would tell that kid to get off my lawn, but society isn’t ready yet”
“my new born baby just said it’s first word but I’m not trying to hear that”
“hello 911?!? help my parents are in a burnin build-”
“i dunnoo kid….you sound just a little young and….idk…. im not really feelin too comfortable with this” *hangs up*
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tumblr is glitching and this is my whole dash
baby jormungandr
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me constantly:
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Dog
Cat
Opossum
Bird
Bat
Tortoise
Snake
Shrimp
Hamster
Deer
Lizard
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