Anonymous asked: rose also has a weird fucking tongue as an aftereffect of grimdark. their tongues also kiss
banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2:
weird things that have happened to rose lalonde (as long term effects of going grimdark *once*)
1) white hair. it’s just straight up white now. at first she thought it was cool but then she tried dying it. it didn’t work.
2) vomiting ink-like substances every time she gets any gastrointestinal illness
3) you know what’s bad? acne. you know what’s worse? blackheads that are part eldritch terror and squirm in the sink once popped
4) who needs HRT when the Deep Ones have taken a fancy to you for participating as a vessel to their Omens? (read: horrorterrors might be terrifying but they want you to feel as comfortable as you can in your skin. sometimes that involves instant hrt & srs. i project my desires a lot okay?)
5) no matter how much perfume she douses herself in, she always smells faintly like the sea
what if she sweats a slime like substance that is paralytic
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whyarecareyandkilliansnickering:
2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3, I’m Taako? Yknow, from TV?
I eat Old Dead Dudes with my Umbrella
if you wanted to lure me in there you shoulda stayed handsome, my fella
3 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3
WHY DID PAN LIE TO ME?
I’m saving my good rolls!
SHUT UP YOU GUYS
The late Merle Highchurch rolled a 5!
(HAHA!)i have well established rustic hospitality
i would like to try to use my vehicle proficiency
Is is time for us to do our sexy little turn on the cat walk?
I hand her a coupon for one free backrub
I love your cadence dear vhere are you from?
Bryan, i’m so proud of zem!
Booya. She slaps you back
That is one baller cookie. Hot diggity shit.
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oh yea, you’re a fan of my blog? name all of my mental breakdown posts then
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the noctornal bird of prey is very wise
uh oh
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Frame this
Welp.
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Adding friends in main series Animal Crossing games: I want to go to my friend’s town and hang out!!
Adding friends in Pocket Camp: Some stranger named ガイ・フィエリis going to help me go to the quarry
I’m losing my mind because that katakana fucking says Guy Fieri
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