Silver Tongue

Dec 18

pembrokewkorgi:

egiru:

celticpyro:

*slams fist on the table* I’M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR NERD/JOCK DYNAMICS!

Boy do I have good news for you

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These give me life.

(via pembrokewkorgi)

Discord culture

evelinaonline:

donnazbullsit:

-”we should move it to #general”

-come on internet don’t give up on me rn just send this fucking message, the first one doesn’t make any sense without it, and HELL you sent it out of order, oh my god BYE I am out I am socially dead now

-???who else reacted with that emoji I NEED to know

-talking to the same person in 3 servers and 5 channels at the same time about unrelated things

-”goodnight !!!!” *only make yourself invisible to go for a last ninja stroll on tumblr/twitter/instagram/whatever before the real snooze*

-”what time is it where you are again”

-the off topic channel that becomes the busiest

-congrats!!! u successfully edited your message but the server’s shiteater already pointed out your typo

-muting the notifications at lightspeed in busy servers with 7 bots

-”I should leave some servers I am in 33 of them”

-”@everyone *irrelevant thing*


feel free to add

-*the chat is super busy but instead of partcipating in the conversation you are just watching it scroll by and reading everything, nodding and agreeing at messages and giggling*

-”Hey, I am invinsible because I don’t want that person to see I’m online lol”

-AN ACTUAL FUNCTIONING MESSAGE SEARCH SYSTEM

-Typing
like this
because you need to
make everyone wait
for the rest of your text
like
wait for my text in excitement

-”wHO CHANGED MY NICKNAME TO “MACARONI MC CLUB”

-everyone is in voicechat when you can’t join in but at a time when you can actually talk with everyone you just stay in mute because you’re too shy

-”Why is #channel a thing again?”

(via irailleth-archive)

berrryjams asked: hey bro this is solluxcaptorkin I stole my bros phone but we were thinkin about how you make awful abomination sprites and you should try making a consummonersprite (condesce + summoner) with both of their big-ass horns ok have fun bro

aroacedavestrider:

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TG: SOLLUX caPTOR youve got sOME NErV E
TG: forcing me,, an innocent child,, to create such a monstrosity
TG: but hey thats what best bros are for aint it
TG: god this is such a mood
TG: those horns…….. their poor fuckin neck…………….. oh my god………….

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orb-is-horse:
“ slipperygal:
“ jaspersboy:
“ jaspersboy:
“•  Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.
•  Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double...

orb-is-horse:

slipperygal:

jaspersboy:

jaspersboy:

  1. Trump is angry at NBC News for using this photo of him, so please don’t use this enhanced, enlarged version of it for anything.
  2. Trump Reportedly Discusses “Reset” and Unflattering Double Chin Photos During Media Meeting
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I will never share these.

Pass these around to make sure everyone knows which ones not to pass around

(via demon-space-boi-deactivated2022)

daily-betas:
“rejoice!
”

daily-betas:

rejoice!

tomatomagica:

sallystageplay:

2018 is the year we stop using kinks people don’t wanna see as punchlines and focus on what’s actually funny. we’ll start with crab jungle

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good old crungle

(via gearholder)

aeritus:
“ I’ve been having a massive headache the whole day but I still managed to have a good chunk of work done X_x
I’m not gonna give a damn shit.
”

aeritus:

I’ve been having a massive headache the whole day but I still managed to have a good chunk of work done X_x

I’m not gonna give a damn shit.

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