Silver Tongue

Aug 15

stephgrips-deactivated20200826:

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fuliajulia:

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when you shitpost so hard you become a presocratic

asundergrowth:

Tfw you shitpost so hard you accidentally write a beautiful summary of the defining breakthrough of 20th century philosophy.

asundergrowth:

Today on Tumblr Accidentally Recapitulates Wittgenstein’s Theory of Experiential Epistomology

just-watch-me-hachiko:

Reality can’t be proven to exist outside of our ability to perceive it through our senses but our senses can’t be trusted so basically nothing is real do what you want

madness-to-my-method:

If you think about it just a bit too much like I did, you’ll reach the conclusion that nothing really tastes, sounds, looks, feels or smells. It’s just your brain’s interpretation of chemical composition, vibrations, the way things reflect light, more vibrations and chemical composition again

airborneranger63:

We don’t know how ANYTHING TASTES, SOUNDS, LOOKS, FEELS, OR SMELLS

airborneranger63:

Do u ever think about how dogs, who have 2 colour receptors, see an apple as grayish yellow, while humans have 3 and see it as red, and mantis shrimp have 12, and see it another monstrous colour altogether?

How none of us are necessarily correct, and the apple itself, is not really any colour, it’s just a fruit minding its own goddamn business??

Fucking fascinating

This is what the phrase “i think, therefor i am” comes from. The inability to trust any of your senses or experiences. its all just made up by the brain afterall. The only thing you know is that you are aware of yourself and that is the only thing you can prove actually exists

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argumate:

unpatchedglitch:

argumate:

hey girl you single? no? would you like to be?

aggressive divorce attorney advertising campaign

you can do better babe, let’s make this happen

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opalescentdragon:
“ spectralarchers:
“ penumbra-rui:
“ whywontyoudiekingcracker:
“ landofsaltandshade:
“ mytrash-mylife:
“ the-absolute-best-posts:
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remember, this is for a DOOR lock.
remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a...

opalescentdragon:

spectralarchers:

penumbra-rui:

whywontyoudiekingcracker:

landofsaltandshade:

mytrash-mylife:

the-absolute-best-posts:



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remember, this is for a DOOR lock.

remember that when picking a DOOR lock, you have to apply a little bit of pressure to your tension wrench (the thing that you use to turn the knob). too little or too much and you wont be able to pick the door open. you can use anything for the tension wrench. a bobby pin. bits of wire. a paper clip. etc.

its best to be completely silent when youre picking locks bc theres this small ‘click’ when youre picking that you might miss if youre using headphones or listening to music.

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if youre picking one of these

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you jam something thin and long above one of the rotation dials and you push up on the shackle.

. if its one of these

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you get yourself some shims. (or make one. you can make shims out of fucking soda cans), you wiggle them in the tiny space between the shackle and the body of the lock, and you pop these suckers open.

. for a chain deadbolt,

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you get something flexible but sturdy and you just push this fucker down

. for one of these rotating combination locks

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you can also shim this motherfucker open. jam your shims between the shackle and the body and pry it unlocked. if, for some reason, you dont wanna shim it open, maybe you dont have a shim or you just like a challenge, this bitch can be decoded ridiculously easy. heres what you do:

spin this bitch to the right about two or three times to “reset” it. then you pull up on the shackle a bit, and turn it right slowly until you hear a click. your number is two spaces further. then you turn left 360 degrees until you land on the right number again, and start turning this motherfucker left until it stops. when it stops, turn right. if its loose, its the wrong number, keep going left. if its not loose, you have the right number, and you turn right all the way until this bitch pops

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now you know how to pick several common locks!!!!! congratulations!!!!

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don’t mind me im just reblogging

Yall need to look up the Lock Picking Lawyer on YouTube too, he’s amazing.

His videos are always so blazé, like ‘here’s yet another fucking disappointing lock to pick’ and he’s so good.

@cackledaddy

just for your viewing interest

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shittymoviedetails:
“This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.
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shittymoviedetails:

This is what the Marvel Cinematic Universe looks like to people who don’t follow it.

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drst:
“ seren-pen:
“ keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:
“ outofcontext-comics:
“cannot be defeated
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That last gif was what I was waiting for and I am not disappointed.
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drst:

seren-pen:

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

outofcontext-comics:

cannot be defeated

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Originally posted by andy-asteroids

That last gif was what I was waiting for and I am not disappointed.

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ndiecity:
“ born-to-die-world-is-a-fuck:
“is this real?
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Yeah you can tell it’s a tweet from the 60s because of the aging
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ndiecity:

born-to-die-world-is-a-fuck:

is this real?

Yeah you can tell it’s a tweet from the 60s because of the aging

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