Silver Tongue

May 07

“what the fuck is wrong with me?” i ask, fully aware of the mood, personality, and anxiety disorders i have

[video]

blondetrash:
bohoindie:
date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them
partnership not ownership
Reblog until I die

(Source: hipstered, via mbulteau)

first semester goals: get a 4.0 gpa, do all readings and have comprehensive notes, attend all my lectures, start my papers three weeks in advance
second semester goals: don't kill myself or become an alcoholic

xzienne:

lightsinthevoid:
I’m delirious with fever rn but can you imagine a world where griffin mcelroy and cecil baldwin switched voices
“Don’t go into the dog park y’all. Just…just don’t, please, I’m begging you, don’t do it. Cos if you do it, I’m gonna be a sad little boy and you don’ want that!”

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

dogsenpai:

if ur a werewolf youre invited to Hit Me Up w ur big paws and maybe break some of my bones but its ok

(via wuffleton)

(Source: cockhunt, via wuffleton)

iguanamouth:

iguanamouth:
a horror genre video game where people keep asking you to hold their baby and you have to fight off increasingly determined hoards of monsters without dropping it
sssshit. hshsit shit shit shit sshit sthis thi sthi shit

(via mbulteau)

fischotterchen:

fischotterchen:
“i headcanon this character as asexual!”
“…because they’re an innocent little baby untouched by filth UwU”
“i headcanon this character as aromantic!”
“…because they’re too evil to ever love anyone”

(via dan-mcneely)