Silver Tongue

Dec 17

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ipreferthemgay:

castielpoops:

there is a bird with a mustache

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i dont know how to deal with this information

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mgsotacon:

mgsotacon:

solid snake would definitely know the five finger method for remembering the five types of salmon species

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girlbeing:

santa claus: *searches for “reindeer” on furaffinity dot net*

santa claus: oh ho ho ho ho merrrrrry chriiiistmas

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psirensonzai:
“ Why am I laughing so hard
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psirensonzai:

Why am I laughing so hard

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princeofmints:

i’m pretty sure “cats and humans can never have a bond as strong as a dog and a human” is just code for “i’ve never even tried to treat a cat correctly in my life”

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gorps:

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potentboner:

beefmilk2:

heres 5 bitcoins get yourself a hair cut

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this post is only from 2 years ago

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cryptiboy:
“ lizardtitties:
“ mortiferamorphasmus:
“ polyxxena:
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Yeah… this is abuse. The stranger with the styrofoam cup is correct.
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I found the article, it’s as bad as you think it is:
“Being a psycho girlfriend is a unique kind of power that...

cryptiboy:

lizardtitties:

mortiferamorphasmus:

polyxxena:

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Yeah… this is abuse. The stranger with the styrofoam cup is correct.

I found the article, it’s as bad as you think it is:

“Being a psycho girlfriend is a unique kind of power that says A) you have absolute control over your happiness, even the happiness that comes from another person, and B) you’re pretty. When your boyfriend lets you get away with some next level crazy girl shit, he’s essentially saying that you’re pretty and he loves you. And sometimes you need to hear those things by any means necessary. So if you’re in a pinch, you should have some go-to fights to start, just for fun!”

https://totalsororitymove.com/random-fights-to-start-with-your-boyfriend-when-you-feel-like-testing-the-strength-of-your-relationship/

hey everyone! if you so does literally any of these things, especially for the reasons listed in this ass backwards article, they are abusing you. do not stay with abusers.

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