Silver Tongue

May 07

Everybody Hates Jerry

NPC Captain: “What happened here, what was that huge boom?”
NPC Crew: “Jerry dropped a thunderstone.“
NPC Captain: “How did Jerry get a thunderstone?…. Wait did he buy a thundersto- HOW COULD HE AFFORD A THUNDERSTONE!?! WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKERS GAVE JERRY MONEY????????”

(via yourplayersaidwhat)

[video]

lars: has an obvious panic attack
someone: wow i hate him for having a perfectly normal reaction to such a horrifying event that had just taken place

fishfingersandscarves:

ascension is pretty sweet

(via bloodsbane)

first rule of storytelling: nobody dies during the beach episode

(Source: garfield-the-dealswarlock, via dan-mcneely)

[video]

incorrect-taz-quotes:

Magnus: Is the equipment secure?
Taako: Check.
Magnus: Weapon loaded?
Taako: Check.
Magnus: Did you have breakfast?
Taako: What? That’s not on the checklist.
Magnus: I added it because I care about you.
Taako: No, I did not have breakfast.
Magnus: Unacceptable. Look in your pocket.
[Taako finds a breakfast bar in his pocket]
Taako: Hey, there’s little chocolate chips in this.
Magnus: Yeah, I’m not an idiot. I know how to trick my best friend into eating his fiber.

(via bloodsbane)

[video]

maladaptive-menagerie:

my psychiatrist: the base treatment for mood disorders is a regular sleep schedule
me: like this?

(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)