Silver Tongue

May 07

arexcho:
“ Here comes a thought…
”

arexcho:

Here comes a thought…

(via bloodsbane)

elisabomb:
“My dad made this for me and it’s so true
”

elisabomb:

My dad made this for me and it’s so true

(Source: elisabombzo, via wuffleton)

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tomatomagica:
“ deputychairman:
“ its-nick-bitxh:
“take a fuckin sip, babes
”
Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.
”
baby...

tomatomagica:

deputychairman:

its-nick-bitxh:

take a fuckin sip, babes

Sure, cats falling off things is funny, but NOTHING is funnier than robots miscalculating the speed, force or angle needed to complete a mundane task. NOTHING.

baby needs 

S N A C K 

(via thetimeisneveright)

dualdestinies:

pilenopilepile:

pilenopilepile:

Being up at 4-5 am is like loading in a level but the textures haven’t loaded all the way through yet.

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i like this text post a lot because it’s a comparison between two extremely different styles of humor despite it, effectively, being the same joke

(Source: xcom2, via scafe-dragon)

my-wlw-thoughts:

I think sometimes people forget that the closet  ≠ shame. 

you can be incredibly proud of your sexuality and still not come out for personal or safety reasons. The choice is a personal one and no one has the right to pressure or ‘out’ you! 

(via comfiecore)

vilepluff:

welp. guess i’ll *polygon count decreases*

(via epic-divorceman)

phantomrose96:

anavar-immela:

anneriawings:

crowreys-wormstache:

phantomrose96:

anneriawings:

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homebeccer:

anneriawings:

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phantomrose96:

anneriawings:

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phantomrose96:

anneriawings:

OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?

I JUST



GUAM?

IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM

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KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST

“OHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID

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12/27, 8:37PM CT

ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM

12/28, 12:18PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***

12/28, 10:22PM CT

THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY


GO COOKIES GO


@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper@homebeccer GET READY

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lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and

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12/30, 12:39AM CT

@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper

holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

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THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE

The saga of Katie’s Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season

THEY’VE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEY’RE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP

COOKIES ACQUIRED

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THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

also as a bonus visual here’s a rough approximation of these cookies’ journey

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how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes

SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????


AND 

IT’S

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IT’S

IT’S NOT AN OPTION IT’S NOT AN OPTION I CAN’T I-

I COULDN’T EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF I’D HAVE TRIED 

Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks

Its not even an in-game feature

Oh my god it’s back

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H O W

I’ve had this sort of thing happen.

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At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.

I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp for “Missent to Nepal”

No one said “hey let’s stop missending things to Nepal” they just said “let’s make a stamp for this” and called it a day.

I’m gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration. 

(via irailleth-archive)

malfvoys:

i love watching the show my cat from hell because 9/10 times it usually features a heterosexual couple fighting over their hellion cat with one partner (usually the guy) saying “i cant stand this cat it needs to leave” while the girl is just like “no we can figure something out” and when jackson galaxy asks them if they would call it quits over the cat the guy is just like “ofc not she would always choose me over the cat” but if you zoom in on the girls face when he says that you know,,,,,you know,,,,,who will be leaving,,,,,,,,that house first

(Source: prideprejudce, via )