i have infinite power but theres this 4 yr old boy in Angola who also has infinite power & constantly does the exact opposite of everything i try to do w/ astonishingly coincidental precision & timing so we’re both just normal people
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The Shape of Water (2017) dir. Guillermo del Toro
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wakeupontheprongssideofthebed:
You’re a regular office worker born with the ability to “see” how dangerous a person is with a number scale of 1-10 above their heads. A toddler would be a 1, while a skilled soldier with a firearm may score a 7. Today, you notice the reserved new guy at the office measures a 10.
You decide it’s best to find out what you can about this person. Cautiously, you approach his desk. He’s a handsome man, tall, but with a disarming smile. How could such a friendly guy with such cute, dorky glasses be dangerous?
You extend your hand. “I noticed you’re new here. What’s your name?”
He shakes your hand warmly. His gaze is piercing, as if he’s looking right through you. “The name’s Clark,” he says. “So, how long have you worked for the Daily Planet?”
This one wins.
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“hey wanna go out tonight” “hell yeah” “cool i know a great place that just opened”
this is the no sex bar people have been waiting for
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I gave him the death of a hero.
Why is his rifle shoved up his ass
It’s what he would have wanted
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