Silver Tongue

May 06

• What people think witches do with tarot cards: *dark room surrounded by candles chanting weird satanic shit*
• What witches actually do with tarot cards: *slaps card down* "what the fuck, I'm not gonna fuckin do that, try again asshole."

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cyberleg:

the-god-of-nihon:

Gabriel Reyes with both Mcree & Genji under each arm.

“Don’t talk to me or either of my sons ever again.”

a++ dad material 

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drakefan666:

if you scream at 19yr old retail workers who are trying their hardest till they cry i hope you fucking burn in the deepest level of hell

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jitterbugjive:

I bet even if I finished dubbing the entirety of the blog, people would STILL fucking beg me for more even if there was no more content to dub

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allois-transy:

Remember a few years ago how some autistic kid (like 14 years old) was like “Link is mute like me!” and NTs were obsessed with ‘disproving’ their headcanon and using technical definitions of outdated terms and saying that he couldn’t have mutism and that the headcanons were just “SJW bullshit”

and now in the latest Zelda, we get it confirmed that Link does indeed have selective mutism due to trauma and anxiety

because I will never fucking forget

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suturmon:

good times ahead

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