Silver Tongue

May 06

i like my coffee like i like my plague

thoodleoo:

thoodleoo:

follow for more 14th century memes

#this is so dark

the only thing dark here are the ages haha ;)

reblog if you’re also a serf who can’t read and tills the fields for the profit of a noble lord

(via comfiecore)

imarisosweet:
“ theknightmurders:
“ freshest-tittymilk:
“ dynastylnoire:
“ blvck–vodka:
“ ais4antjuanette:
“ goaaaldigger:
“ afrodesiacworldwide:
“ mothernaeture:
“ afrohoopz:
“ tournesols-niors:
“ firstoffletmesayi:
“ thequeenof-me:
“...

imarisosweet:

theknightmurders:

freshest-tittymilk:

dynastylnoire:

blvck–vodka:

ais4antjuanette:

goaaaldigger:

afrodesiacworldwide:

mothernaeture:

afrohoopz:

tournesols-niors:

firstoffletmesayi:

thequeenof-me:

istillrepresent:

curatorofmoor:

brownskinchronicles:

cosmic-noir:

aaronsgift:

wvrthy:

royal-piece-of-shit:

jcuethetroubadour:

dezilife:

ayemuhhfucka:

blvck-mermaid:

rappermode:

candiikismet:

firstoffletmesayi:

garnbinogirlforever:

myblaqboudoir:

trebled-negrita-princess:

theryanproject:

s-xamayca:

carpediemeverydae:

love-dhorton:

yvng-brxxzy:

curlyteekay:

itsmisspickle:

allbl-ck:

biohazerd:

daddynoooo:

50shadesofbrownbeauty:

trebled-negrita-princess:

blacksnobbery:

king-rve:

anomaly1:

I’m biting my lip from making a smart comment

*sext to yo man*

I mean☕️🌚 someone gon have to say it eventually…

SCREAMING

Someone please say it

I’m done…..lolol….this is true but I’m done

Yall triflin lmfao

😈🌚….

image

Lol this is hilarious

image

I don’t get it😩

The suspense is killing me 😂

Lmaooo

Y'all need to stop 😂😂😂

Reblogging again for the shade, but the truth is backed by health science LMAO

So ain’t nobody gonna actually say it 😂😂

Don’t you dare fuckin say it.

This is a concept fa dat ass.

I’m holding my breath about to pop!!! Don’t y'all dare!

image

Originally posted by ordem227

Actually the fact that no one has said it makes it better. I’ll wait………….. watch for it to come back around 

image

Originally posted by everythingyntk

gah damn i love tumblr so much

Lmao !!!

*internally screams out answer*

Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? Who gwaan say it? 😂😂😂😂

image

Originally posted by thehoodgirlofwgkta

lmfaooo why do I live for posts like these though?

Ha the last one

image

Originally posted by wendywilliamsgifs

image

Originally posted by fiercegifs

I’ve reblogged this for weeks and still nothing…SENSATIONAL

Just followed all y'all cuz we all know the answer, but holding it like the secret Krabby Pattie Formular

somebody please say it 😩

noooooOOOOOAP

After all this, no body gonna say anything 😂😂

And the wait continues

image

Originally posted by realitytvgifs

Omfg

lmao!! Fact… Keep it going!!!

SHIT, I’LL SAY IT

LMAOO I LOVE THIS

👀🤔

Here for this

Oh Lord do I ever want to

image

we all like…

image

Originally posted by whatsthe-tea

(Source: fitandhealthyhero, via deep-sea-prince)

fur-trash-blog:

When I get rich instead of having a mural of myself above my fireplace it’s going to be my fursona

(via deep-sea-prince)

phoenix-ace:

derpomatic:

lagonegirl:

image
image
image

Those quotes are the “White Moderates” that MLK Jr. warned us about decades ago

Black people: kidnap, torture and beat white people because fuck trump.
Black Activists: White people have privilege

Those hypothetical examples don’t correlate at all though and completely miss the point of the screenshot.  That one example doesn’t negate hundreds of years of privilege OR the fact that the majority of hate crimes are actually directed at black people so…I mean, it is just so illogical to make that point considering white people did just that around the same time as your “example” and were barely held accountable (if at all) which still proves that white privilege is a thing…since you made that irrational and irresponsible statement you already managed to prove their point. 

Like, the fact that you took that screenshot and turned in into a attack on black people (and only black people, out of all of those examples) shows that you’re an anti-black racist using common derailment and dogwhistle tactics. 

(via deep-sea-prince)

kakaphoe:
“ of-another-broken-heart:
“ kakaphoe:
“ asymbina:
“ iamsapphirecrimsonclaw:
“ bluesey-182:
“ captaindeadpoet:
“ hiringdreamers:
“ ezurad:
“ commandtower-solring-go:
“ kayas-wife:
“ chandra-nalaar:
“ viralthings:
“The more you look at this...

kakaphoe:

of-another-broken-heart:

kakaphoe:

asymbina:

iamsapphirecrimsonclaw:

bluesey-182:

captaindeadpoet:

hiringdreamers:

ezurad:

commandtower-solring-go:

kayas-wife:

chandra-nalaar:

viralthings:

The more you look at this picture, the more anxious it becomes.

this is just a normal waffle house

there is a bloody handprint on the door

There is somethung under the counter with the cups

Blind man reading news paper
Skull in the coffee

Milk is $15

Lady’s hand is a tentacle

the bleeding pie, the eyeball and fingers on the blind man’s plate…

I was trying to find something nobody else had seen yet, when I realized…

Look right above the tentacle arm. The second man at the buffet, what the hell is he doing? He’s either throwing up or eating an octopus.

I think his face is just tentacles.

The blind man has gills.

Scariest detail: this image was ripped from the creator’s site and vandalized (edited to remove the watermark), then reuploaded for viral fame without so much as a mention of the artist’s name.
SOURCE: http://jeffleejohnson.deviantart.com/art/Blue-Plate-Special-661961724

That said, the earlier observation about milk being $15 is off - artist confirms this is based on a 1920’s diner, so the price would be in cents.
(http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4375070065)

The table under the journal is lacquered with ants.

The person holding the skull-creamed coffee paints the underside of their nails. Either that or their natural nails grow red.

The journal’s writing, intentionally made hard to read and partially obscured, is somewhat of a cheat to all the things amiss in the scene. (http://comments.deviantart.com/1/661961724/4372574544) I can make out: “… and eyeball … have to think he is less strange than the horrifying creature that seems to have inhabited the cabinet behind him … all tentacles and teeth … (obscured by cup) … Where in the world can be found such nightmares?!”

Reblogging for the correct source (I didn’t even notice the OP wasn’t the artist oops).

(via comfiecore)

(Source: hilarioushumorfromouterspace, via deep-sea-prince)

iamanemotionaltimebomb:
“ ultrafacts:
“ vancity604778kid:
“ artificial-admin:
“ ultrafacts:
“ Source See more facts HERE
”
mY CHILDHOOD FEAR WAS A GAME LIKE THIS
”
There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you...

iamanemotionaltimebomb:

ultrafacts:

vancity604778kid:

artificial-admin:

ultrafacts:

Source See more facts HERE

mY CHILDHOOD FEAR WAS A GAME LIKE THIS

There is also one called “Clocky”, an alarm clock that runs away and hides if you don’t get out of bed on time. When the alarm sounds you can snooze one time. If you still don’t wake up, Clocky will jump off of the bedside table, and wheel away, mindlessly bumping into objects until he finds a spot to rest. You’ll have to get up and out of bed to silence his alarm. Clocky will find new spots everyday, kind of like a hide-and-seek game.

image
image

The Drill Sergeant Alarm Clock will continue to insult you from one of the 10 phrases stored in the clock until you wake up.

image

This alarm clock wakes you up with bacon

image

The Smash Alarm Clock. You literally smash the top to shut it off.

image

The Flying Alarm Clock. Once the alarm sounds, the helicopter flies away and the only way to shut it off is to return it back to it’s base.

image

The Target Alarm Clock. As soon as the alarm rings you have to aim and fire the laser gun. Once you hit the bullseye the alarm will shut off.

image

Mr Bump allows you to physically throw your alarm clock against the wall to turn it off in the morning.

Never knew there was an alarm clock fandom until today

(via deep-sea-prince)

caffeinatedfeminist:

Your daughters do not exist to give you grandchildren

(Source: coffeemages, via comfiecore)

[video]

united-snakes-of-america:

professionalrat:

“your clothes look gay” yeah? i sure hope so. because my clothes ARE gay. if im wearing them, they’re gay. gay by association.

They came out of the closet this morning what did you expect?

(via comfiecore)