Silver Tongue

May 06

berniesrevolution:
“ averyterrible:
“ egowave:
“ berniesrevolution:
“Look, I know ok, but it’s good to have a back-up plan in case the political revolution fails.”
WHO RADICALIZED BERNIESREVOLUTION
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hm. that 15′ blade would likely prove to be...

berniesrevolution:

averyterrible:

egowave:

berniesrevolution:

Look, I know ok, but it’s good to have a back-up plan in case the political revolution fails.

WHO RADICALIZED BERNIESREVOLUTION

hm. that 15′ blade would likely prove to be extremely unwieldy in transporting around, and causes additional stresses on the uprights.


we can achieve better outcomes for flexibile guillotine deployment with a collapsible, interlocking guillotine, allowing for rapid set-up and relocation of guillotine units (GUs) to Conflict Termination Sites (CTSes)

You see, this is the kinda stuff Bernie is talking about; people getting involved in the political process, sharing their ideas.

this is how bernie can still win

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quarter:
“the kids from captain underpants are teenagers now and also attend my highschool
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quarter:

the kids from captain underpants are teenagers now and also attend my highschool

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May 05

digivolvin:

digivolvin:

so earlier i remembered how during one philosophy class, my professor asked us all to consider what we would do if we could be invisible for a day, because (as she would reveal to us later) she wanted to prove a point about observed accountability and situational morality. we all wrote down our answers, submitted them anonymously, and the prof read them back to us. about 95% of them were like “prank people”, “rob a bank”, “get in places for free”, “scare my best friend”, “spy on someone”, “sneak into closed off areas”, etc.

prof. read them all aloud so she could demonstrate how virtually everybody chose something they couldn’t morally or socially get away with if they were witnessed, and she was looking awfully entertained about how quickly the class proved her point until she got to one that just said “go swimming in the ocean.” 

she stopped, read it again, and after a short period of confused silence a girl piped up very earnestly from the class “because the sharks wouldn’t be able to see me.” 

i’m having a great time reading how people would want to live a day invisibly because we got the Relatables™:

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the real forward thinkers: 

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and then whatever the hell this is:

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whalesharks:

me: im gonna draw

me, for literally the last 4 (four) hours:

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A Fun Story About an Asshole in a Locker Room

bigsteve316:

broodingsoul:

About three things you must be sure before you read this story:

  1. I am a grower, not a show-er.  There is nothing terribly remarkable about my non-aroused junk.
  2. I literally don’t care who sees me naked in the locker room.  It took me a long time to be comfortable with my body, and I’m not in a locker room to flaunt it.  I’m there to undress, shower, and dress.
  3. My mood this morning is best summed up in these two gifs:
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SO.

I’m in the locker room.  I come out of the shower and go to my locker, and there are three guys at their lockers in the same area, all talking to each other.  I pay them no mind because I don’t give a shit.  I open my locker.  I grab my underwear.  I drop my towel.

One of the guys thought he was gonna try and be cocky and said, “You fuck chicks with that dick?”

My inner monologue at that exact second can best be summed up with this gif:

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I turned around, completely naked, my apparently insufficient chick-fucking dick just hanging out for the world to see, looked the dude straight in the eye and said, “No, but I can take a dick like a champ.  You tryna fuck?”

I have never seen a person so instantly regret a choice in my entire life.  He started sputtering like a bottle of shampoo that was nearly empty and then just gave up and ran off while his friends just howled.

I calmly turned around and went about my life, minding my own goddamn business like a civilized adult.

Moral of the story is,

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👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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pyrlspite:

it’s so hard to comprehend the scale of homestuck….. people literally celebrate the anniversary of the day it began like a holiday. it spanned obama’s entire u.s. presidency. it raised a couple million on kickstarter. it crashed several hosting sites. it might as well be it’s own medium. it amassed a major presence on the internet and at cons yet it was never on tv or advertised or anything- just a comic drawn by some dude spreading through word of mouth. people are still reading and talking about it a year after it ended. it’s getting it’s own fucking game. it’s got a soundtrack with hundreds of songs spanning anything from nicolas cage saying “boner” to a goddamn symphony. this was supposed to be short but so was homestuck

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