Silver Tongue

Dec 15

In the spirit of the holiday season, I want to share my favorite religious stories

shrubsparrow:

1. That time when Jesus practiced for a job interview

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2. When Jesus gave Buddha the best birthday present

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3. When Jesus miraculously created a spring of grape-flavored fanta

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4. That time when God visited Buddha.

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5. The time when Jesus was forced to sing a karaoke song he didn’t know

 

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6. When Jesus was stopped by the police and he didn’t have his ID

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7. And they called to heaven to verify his identity

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yewberryeater:

its beginning to look a lot like 

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asmellyskink:
“ hatbasedinfantry:
“ gunframe:
“Tall Skitty
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Tall Skitty
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Tall Skitty”

asmellyskink:

hatbasedinfantry:

gunframe:

Tall Skitty

Tall Skitty

Tall Skitty

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silverhawk:

disney: in this live action mulan remake we’re getting rid of general li shang and replacing him with this new dude who doesnt like mulan until he finds out that shes a girl :))) also no songs

me: GENERAL LI SHANG LOVED MULAN AND PING AND WAS VERY OBVIOUSLY BI

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pochowek:
“ moonlandingwasfaked:
“ anditssunday:
“Exactly
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if jesus is so good how come there isn’t a jesus 2
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isnt waiting for jesus 2 a huge thing in christianity
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pochowek:

moonlandingwasfaked:

anditssunday:

Exactly

if jesus is so good how come there isn’t a jesus 2

isnt waiting for jesus 2 a huge thing in christianity

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leaflicker:

jerseymisery:

goths: melancholy

emos: depressed

punks: angry

titties: out

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grawly:

jasper-rolls:

sharkbutte:

sharkbutte:

grawly:

targuzzler:

hi

Dr. Pepper. The famous 23 flavor soda, has a lot of spinoff products, such as Diet Dr. Pepper. That’s not the topic here today. No we’re not talking about Diet Dr. Pepper barbecue sauce. But what we are talking about, is hot Dr. Pepper. That’s right, hot Dr. Pepper was originally introduced in the 1960’s as a winter beverage. Here’s some advertisements from the 1960’s showing about about Hot Dr. Pepper. However, it was short lived. But you still don’t believe me? You think this is a joke? Just go to the facts and questions article on the Dr. Pepper website. Anyway, I’m going to teach you how to make it. All you need is a Dr. Pepper; a can or bottle will be fine. And just proceed to open it, but DONT blow it up like I did. Cuz’ you know, Bad Dr. Pepper right there. Anyway, you want to heat up a pan, or anything, and just pour a little Dr. Pepper in there, as much as you want. Alright, and as soon as we did that,  we’re gonna take a lemon and a knife and make a small slice, and then put it into the glass that you’re gonna puor the hot Dr. pepper in. When the Dr. Pepper starts sizzling or steaming up… That’s it. Just take it off, and pour it in your glass. And if you’re using a glass glass glass made of glass like I am, put it very slowly. Like, wait five seconds between each… Each spill, so it doesn’t melt, cus you know, when glass melts… Glass… yeah. Also if you try this at home, and your lemon makes a popping bubble, comment or like, heh, cuz you know, thumbs up for that. Just some more footage of the popping lemon… Yeah, and basically, this is hot Dr. Pepper. It tastes just like Dr. Pepper, only it’s hot, kind of like tea. Brings out the cherry flavor. Little carbination, and I’ll see you next time. Later! 

you peace of shit thats my line

Dr. Pepper. The famous 23 flavor soda, has a lot of spinoff products, such as Diet Dr. Pepper. That’s not the topic here today. No we’re not talking about Diet Dr. Pepper barbecue sauce. But what we are talking about, is hot Dr. Pepper. That’s right, hot Dr. Pepper was originally introduced in the 1960’s as a winter beverage. Here’s some advertisements from the 1960’s showing about about Hot Dr. Pepper. However, it was short lived. But you still don’t believe me? You think this is a joke? Just go to the facts and questions article on the Dr. Pepper website. Anyway, I’m going to teach you how to make it. All you need is a Dr. Pepper; a can or bottle will be fine. And just proceed to open it, but DONT blow it up like I did. Cuz’ you know, Bad Dr. Pepper right there. Anyway, you want to heat up a pan, or anything, and just pour a little Dr. Pepper in there, as much as you want. Alright, and as soon as we did that, we’re gonna take a lemon and a knife and make a small slice, and then put it into the glass that you’re gonna puor the hot Dr. pepper in. When the Dr. Pepper starts sizzling or steaming up… That’s it. Just take it off, and pour it in your glass. And if you’re using a glass glass glass made of glass like I am, put it very slowly. Like, wait five seconds between each… Each spill, so it doesn’t melt, cus you know, when glass melts… Glass… yeah. Also if you try this at home, and your lemon makes a popping bubble, comment or like, heh, cuz you know, thumbs up for that. Just some more footage of the popping lemon… Yeah, and basically, this is hot Dr. Pepper. It tastes just like Dr. Pepper, only it’s hot, kind of like tea. Brings out the cherry flavor. Little carbination, and I’ll see you next time. Later!

wait, dr. pepper barbecue sauce?

No we’re not talking about Diet Dr. Pepper barbecue sauce. But what we are talking about, is hot Dr. Pepper. That’s right, hot Dr. Pepper was originally introdu

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