Silver Tongue

Dec 15

• me: walks into living room
• tv: tonight on how its made
• me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

• me: walks into living room
• tv: tonight on how its made
• me: stands in same spot for 30 minutes watching how garbage bags are made

petite-pumpkin:

A celestial being.

Draw meme

newyorker:

Today’s Daily Cartoon by Ellis Rosen. 

(Source: newyorker.com, via jadewares)

itsmyhugbear:

another dedicated to @ribbonroad

(via )

gothickingcobra:

marcitlali:

marimopet:

james franco thinks he’s shia lebeef. shia leboefe thinks he’s marina abramovic

marina abrahambinch thinks she’s steve-o

i think that im tom cruise

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

vm5:

catsteaks:

vm5:

me: hi
anti-sjw: grasping for straws i see

The fact that you can make a post like this sounds like you grasp at straws a lot

grasping for straws i see

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• me, my mouth full of tic-tacs: fuck off (sound of tic-tacs scattering on the floor)

jack-of-none:

azzandra:

How many people crashed into this mirror before they put up that sign, do you think.

better question: how many people accidentally stepped into the Mirror Zone

(via jadewares)

sharkbutte:

eggcup:

Megamind will be the next Overwatch hero.

this is his ultimate

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