Silver Tongue

Dec 15

all-the-super-feels:

thecybersmith:

swampbrujo:

realizing why your gay friend has dog toys, but no dog

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It’s always sad when somebody’s dog dies, even if they are a homosexual.

Oh sweetie.

(via newbarrk)

gaylor-moon:

gaylor-moon:

Terfs suck reblog if u agree

golly this has a lot of notes hmm

(via newbarrk)

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stolenswingset:
“ donoteattheyellowsnow:
“1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world
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The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not...

stolenswingset:

donoteattheyellowsnow:

1999 - The Simpsons predicts everything that happens in the world

The messed up part is that this, along with the Trump presidency, were predicted as jokes. These were seen as things so ridiculous that not only could they not actually happen, the idea of them was funny. So every time a Simpsons prediction comes true, the Simpsons wasn’t really trying to predict the future, they were making a cynical joke because they thought the real future would be better than it actually is. We’re living in the timeline where all the Simpsons’ worst assumptions about the world were 100% right.

(via newbarrk)

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lying on the internet: a collective, pt II

kramergate:

just made a virgin have her first orgasm

homestuck police officer goes into shock

my teacher is doctor who

suck it up sweet cheeks the world doesnt revolve around you

this one is like internet lie inception

the other day i was singing screamo

granny glasses! the fedora of women! (note: this is my favorite)

just me n my mom pretendng to be famous

my ringtone is the tardis sound

and then the grinch proposed to me

she left her baby and $75,000 in cash

this definitely happened (to angelina jolie)

good job i guess she was right about you

i love getting paid $472

this one has the kelso burn gif attached to it as a jpg

oooooh the pizzas sooooo good today

sir you are a true gentleman

vodka ice cubes because thats possible

its not my passport… its the constitution

(via banishedquasiroyal-deactivated2)

(via demilypyro)

BBC made a Planet Earth parody called Round Planet and it’s amazing

jewishdragon:

Imagine planet earth but the narration is ridiculous and hilarious

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(via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

aiixen:
“children.
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aiixen:

children.

(via chocomoola-deactivated20210427)

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