folkyl: hey im blind now and you seem to have lots of scrumptious psychic energy to spare can i hang out here
kuprum: thats kind of a weird thing to say but sure, climb on my backpack!
folkyl: *slurp*
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The red pointed “hat” on a gnomes head is actually a venoumous stinger
That’s a lie, I’m touching the point of the hat right now and
Rest in Fucking Pease…
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dexter is one emotionally manipulative ass show
also dexter himself is a big fucking baby who uses the fact that he’s a serial killer to avoid confronting his own emotions. he just mopes and pouts about how he “doesn’t have any feelings”. cry me a river dude, i’m not buying it
yeah and his sister’s always annoying him. just let him do his experiments, it’s his laboratory after all.
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ironically, to a massive black vote
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Oh boy!! It’s a fucking mystery?? A spooky scary mystery!! Better get fucking Sherlock Holmes on this one! It’s a big fucking mystery, with no obvious answer!
This is not a Sherlock Holmes mystery. This is a Scooby-Doo mystery, where the villain is an old white guy pulling a real estate / inheritance scam.
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