Silver Tongue

May 03

carnival-phantasm:

This image could kill Neil deGrasse Tyson

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keiggy:

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pendaly:

bossubossupromode:

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suturmon:

Cherry: Big, tabby, silky, generally non-verbal (unless wanting attention), incredibly smart
Honey: Smol, orange, cloud, NEVER stops going “brrb”, DUMBER THAN A SACK OF BRICKS

Sounds like a wacky roomate sitcom.

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the-kangaroo-court asked: 0r0 your foot fetish is showing

crackervolley:

Fake news!

(Source: johnnyjoestarrelatable, via tamascotchi-deactivated20190101)

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giroshane:

writing-prompt-s:
You were accidentally born into the dev build version of Earth, and you can use commands to hack the “game”. Describe your life.
How your backyard barbecue go, The Smiths? Pretty good, it doesn’t seem. Ha ha. I tell little joke.
next time you invite Pam.

Nobody can invite PAM, PAM is everywhere all at once.

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