Silver Tongue

Dec 13

clock-heart:

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commish for shioisms

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unfuckthereallife:

bizarrodf:

our-happygirl500-fan:

questbedhead:

Justin: This is my character Taako and he’s a fucking idiot

Griffin: Hmmmm no, actually, he’s an incredibly competent wizard who was top in his class at magic NASA, so jot that down

Justin: K, so in his backstory Taako accidentally killed 40 people through his carelessness- 

Griffin: well, ACTUALLY, it turns out Taako was innocent all along! it was really his assistant who killed all those people because he was jealous of Taako, so, like, jot that down 

Justin: Okay, well before that Taako spent his childhood alone on the road, and he’s kinda paranoid cause he’s never had anyone to watch his back-

Griffin: BUT ACTUALLY HE HAD A SIBLING THAT LOVES HIM MORE THAN ANYTHING AND HAS BEEN WATCHING OVER HIM THE WHOLE ADVENTURE AND DESPERATELY TRYING TO REACH OUT TO HIM SO J O T  T H A T  D O W N

#Justin: so here’s my wizard he’s Awful#Griffin: excuse you taako has done nothing wrong ever in his life and i love him

Griffin’s real ass real world father: This is my character Merle and he’s a deadbeat dad who screws up pretty much constantly

Griffin, the son of this person: Hell yeah he is

#travis: heres magnus i love him also hes me #griffin: cool describe his death

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midtown120blues:

masakit:

gurlukovich:

destroyjohnlock:

spin:

spin:

You’re scrolling through your dash, one of your popular mutuals made a textpost. ‘Give me kins reccs,’ it says. You reply in hopes of impressing them, they ignore your contribution. You refresh your dash. New textpost. ‘I’m Mikan from Danganronpa now. No fakes.’ You take a deep breath, that’s one of your unlisted IDs. You ponder if you should drop her or not.. Just then, you get an ask, it’s from your QPP. It reads: ‘Hey Justin is kin with Mikan now and doesn’t like fakes so i have to block you, sorry!’ You try to tell them you’re dropping Mikan, but it’s too late, they already put you on their BYF as their abuser. You cry.

you weren’t meant to relate to this

The funniest part of this is that OP is kin with pewdiepie

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This is fucking awesome

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siderealsandman:

ignis-libertatis-humani:

texasflagemoji:

Ye Olde Tumblr, 1609

end thy life knave

yon originale pofter if an æphobe

hear ye! hear ye! this be a callout post for goodman john! all good godfearing men take heed that brother john:

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scotchtapeofficial:
“ comcastkills:
“ poceket:
“this is the worst fucking thing i have ever been suggested
”
do not watch this it’s extremely bad
” ”

scotchtapeofficial:

comcastkills:

poceket:

this is the worst fucking thing i have ever been suggested

do not watch this it’s extremely bad

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