Silver Tongue

Dec 12

[video]

glitteryaesthetix:
“ grawly:
“ robotmystic:
“dad?
”
answer his question ”
Don’t disappoint him
”

glitteryaesthetix:

grawly:

robotmystic:

dad?

answer his question

Don’t disappoint him

(via thatsthat24)

targent:
“ meme updated given recent news
”

targent:

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meme updated given recent news

(via demilypyro)

masswisteria:

probablybadrpgideas:

Reverse werewolf- turn into the moon when you see a wolf.

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(via demilypyro)

stephrc79:

riverofwhispers:

iverbz:

dipsetflag:

iverbz:

i sleep nude because if someone ever breaks into my house they gotta fight me while im naked and i dare you to try and swing on a nigga when his dick is out

You are grade A guarenteed to get yourself hurt with this mindset? You think I’m afraid to grab a dick and yank it, bruh? You think I won’t get my hands dirty on your dick in order to end you? You got the wrong one, man—and your ass better hope I don’t have a knife.

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Okay weirdly this exact situation has happened to me. It was summer so I was sleeping naked, but then I heard the lock on the front door being opened. I thought someone was breaking into my house and I had enough time to either grab my sword or my nightgown, not both.


Two things I learned.


One, sometimes apartment complexes will flat out forget to tell you they’re sending someone over from the fire department to check your fire extinguishers.


Two, no matter how bad ass a person thinks they are, a naked person swinging a sword at them will knock them off balance both physically and mentally.


However, the fireman was very nice about it and accepted my apology.

didn’t think it could get any better, yet here we are

(via moonpaw)

chefpyro:
“ extradan:
“ extradan:
“???????????????????????????????????????
”
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
”
tbh i thought he was just crazy
”

chefpyro:

extradan:

extradan:

???????????????????????????????????????

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ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

tbh i thought he was just crazy

(via demilypyro)

crustyclarinet:

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Fatal Bert

(via dan-mcneely-deactivated20210328)

[video]

wow cool facts about anime

teamnowalls:

adulthoodisokay:

doozierthanthou:

diarrheaworldstarhiphop:

ursik-l:

furbearingbrick:

an-anxious-misconception:

captainsnoop:

have you ever wondered why anime people have such big eyes like this:

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that’s because of scrooge mcduck

Osamu Tekuza. creator of Astro Boy and often called “The Godfather of Anime,” was a big fan of the Scrooge McDuck comics from back in the fifties and when he created Astro Boy, he based his art style on the Scrooge McDuck comics

so basically this character

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who serves as the visual basis for the modern-day anime art style was inspired by this

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which means that every time you get horny for this

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or for these guys

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you’re actually getting your jollies from the great grandkids of this motherfucker

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No joke. 

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please don’t fuck the duck

Now I read all this with my both eyes and now it is your turn

it gets better

a lil while ago, tezuka’s daughter unlocked his work desk

what was inside?

a whack load of furry and transformation porn including one of a woman turning into a boob snake, locked away for SPECIAL OCCASION

when you are fapping to anime tiddies, you are fapping to the legacy of a furry artist

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All anime tiddies descend from a literal furry’s admiration of a Charles Dickens duck-AU fanfiction character.

this website is informative, i learn something new every day here. thank you tumblr community and staff.

well then

(via afallenwolf)

entenbot:
“who needs a supportive dad when you got parental voice replay
”

entenbot:

who needs a supportive dad when you got parental voice replay

(via the-steve-vrc)