Thanks dungeons and dragons for teaching me how to spell and correctly incorporate Cool Words into my vocabulary such as constitution, proficiency, dexterity, prestidigitation, initiative, and expeditious
history teacher: does anyone know what the united states constitution is?
me, who thinks im hot shit because i carry around a players handbook and eat dice for breakfast: EIGHTEEN
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whenever an american pronounces herb as ‘urb’ it shocks me. do you say elp as well instead of help or like air instead of hair or like umour instead of humour wtf the h is there for a reason
Because the word is French and the H is silent at least we can pronounce our stolen words correctly
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queues are such a good feature cos otherwise it would just be me reblogging 50 things in less than a minute before pulling a Luke Skywalker™ and disappearing to a deserted island for 12 straight years without telling anyone
isn’t…
isn’t that what everyone does?
FEAST OR FAMINE
FEAST OR FAMINE
FEAST OR FAMINE
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Had a power outage. Squirrel on the power lines caused a blackout for the neighborhood. But i”m back now
Commission for https://slimydork.tumblr.com/
I am judging this pun
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